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That or death

They were already talking about "Chinese and Vietnamese" victims within a couple of days. Maybe they made assumptions because it's quite difficult to ask a corpse so they just went with the most populous Asian nation. Maybe a lot of the people smuggled generally are Chinese so they thought it was likely these were too. Is there a reason you're asking us to do your thinking for you?

That one's true though

I hear one of the victims was a Go Lee Kowad

"Now"? You mean shortly after the initial statement, or have you just not been paying attention? As to why the initial statement, presumably just ignorance.

I reckon a Labour leaflet with a big cartoon of Mohammed and a speech bubble saying "Boris is an infidel" should do the trick.

Statesmanlike

That emoticon An underused classic.

Wot no Mitro, ARE YOU LISTENING RAFA

Remember where you heard it first

For convoluted reasons I can't get a Swedish passport despite my mam being from there originally, but I'm hoping by the time I retire we'll be such a basket case as a country that they'll show mercy and let me have a wooden shack by a remote lake somewhere. If retirement still exists by then.

Maybe CT will end up voting Labour again like he definitely did last time

OK, that's going too far now.

I reckon Kosovo should thank Milosevic for committing the war crimes in the first place.

A player I've genuinely never heard of just got subbed on for England.

She was brilliant like. As to the rest of what you say, unfortunately vast swathes of the population will never get over the mindset that it's correct to show deference to toffs, royal or otherwise.

Aye, I've heard that Italian trains are pretty decent. Easyjet fly to the real Milan airport btw (including from Manchester if that helps).

You don't even get the free sandwich with BA any more unless you're flying out of London City (and even then it's more likely to be a bag of crisps).

Interesting thread, not that it tells us much we couldn't have gathered already I suppose, but interesting nonetheless

We won't have to, you'll keep reminding us

BOOM XHAKA LAK!