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The shit we have to put ourselves through in this country just because we're too immature to handle a sensible electoral system, honestly.

Johnson and Corbyn have suspended campaigning following the London Bridge attack, so expect a Farage poster launch imminently.

I know your wife and sister have had a traumatic day but there's no need to try and outdo them.

Maybe crisps is what the front three are bringing to the team.

Fella near me at the theatre the other night was sniping about Poles and Romanians then, almost in the same breath, talking about his plans to move to Australia if Labour win so "Corbyn doesn't get his hands on my money". These people all have the vote, unfortunately.

Yeah, I think any PR system would have to be based on the four countries rather than the UK as a whole. Although if the SNP were on a nationwide party ballot I bet they'd do surprisingly well in the rest of the UK.

Shame the video ends just as he talks about getting nurses from around the world, since there's a fairly fucking obvious instant source he's just about to cut us off from.

That or death

They were already talking about "Chinese and Vietnamese" victims within a couple of days. Maybe they made assumptions because it's quite difficult to ask a corpse so they just went with the most populous Asian nation. Maybe a lot of the people smuggled generally are Chinese so they thought it was likely these were too. Is there a reason you're asking us to do your thinking for you?

That one's true though

I hear one of the victims was a Go Lee Kowad

"Now"? You mean shortly after the initial statement, or have you just not been paying attention? As to why the initial statement, presumably just ignorance.

I reckon a Labour leaflet with a big cartoon of Mohammed and a speech bubble saying "Boris is an infidel" should do the trick.

Statesmanlike

That emoticon An underused classic.

Wot no Mitro, ARE YOU LISTENING RAFA

Remember where you heard it first

For convoluted reasons I can't get a Swedish passport despite my mam being from there originally, but I'm hoping by the time I retire we'll be such a basket case as a country that they'll show mercy and let me have a wooden shack by a remote lake somewhere. If retirement still exists by then.

Maybe CT will end up voting Labour again like he definitely did last time

OK, that's going too far now.

I reckon Kosovo should thank Milosevic for committing the war crimes in the first place.

A player I've genuinely never heard of just got subbed on for England.