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Looks like a contagion chain to me.

With schools I assume they're trying to wait to as near the Easter holidays as possible so it's not quite as disruptive, since they'd have been off around then anyway. (Though even as a non-parent, I realise the idea of your kids being at home and it not being in some way disruptive is absurd. )

Adult life and the modern age in a nutshell.

Dangerous times. When people realise they don't have to commute to be productive and the magical cloud being doesn't seem to care whether they're in the big stone building every Sunday or not...

Now that they've secured the votes of vibrant young northerners like CT...

Lucílio Cardoso Cortez Batista

SPOILERS FFS

Good.

And more competent

Never mind that, what does Zambia want with Jacob Rees-Mogg?

Never was a name more suited to being said in a Brummie accent

"WHO'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW? PEAKY BLINDERS OR SAVO MILOSEVIC"

The HIGNFY account is trying way too hard to compensate for its role in Johnson being our PM.

That could barely be more appropriate for Bruce and Newcastle this season!

That's no way to talk about the best PM in Christmas Tree's third lunchtime.

FYP

Anyone who has the time to post on Toontastic during working hours is automatically assigned to Ark B

Outlived Death by 48 years. I reckon we'd all take that.

Honestly, if one of the unintended side-effects of this whole thing is more companies and organisations realising how much can actually be done remotely these days without commuting, business travel etc., then that'd be something, at least. I know that's limited to those of us who work in service industries that don't actually make or produce anything of use and we'll be the first on Golgafrincham Ark B when the time comes, but at least we'll have had a healthier work-life balance in the meantime.

"Bruce guided Man United to trophy after trophy under Sir Alex Ferguson"

It's worse than we thought.

I volunteer at junior parkrun every week and give high-fives to a hundred little germ-carriers. I've already booked myself a plot & put our bogroll stocks on eBay to fund it.

No wonder Ian Lavery likes her.