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He's not too keen on viruses.

Piers Morgan is on the right side of the argument far too often for my liking these days.

MLF standing for Minor League Football in this case

It'd be a good start like.

True, we'll need someone to clean Mbappé's boots.

I've never known anyone with such a knack for making me disagree with things I agree with.

If we elected our Prime Minister directly and it was a de facto binary choice between Conservative and Labour, you'd absolutely be expecting most LDs and Greens to break Labour and you'd want Labour to take a hard look at its campaign and its choice of candidate if they didn't. Then again, although there are many ridiculous things about our electoral system, we don't have anything quite as ridiculous as the electoral college, so maybe it matters less in that context. It really does seem like those fabled <100,000 Rust Belt voters will be where it's at this time, so as long as Biden can also shore up the states Hillary won, what's a bit of grassroots dissent in places that were safely Democratic anyway.

So back to normal, then.

No, he's a busted flush with the parts of the electorate you need to win over. Whatever happens though, I hope Labour not only position themselves as realistically but firmly of the left, but actually make the "hey, we have policies you like!" argument persuasively and consistently, which is one thing they've not been terribly good at lately.

If that had been Diane Abbott, etc etc

I just checked and I've got seven sachets of dried yeast in the cupboard with a best before date of May 2017. Any offers?

Is it OK to say I wish he was dead now?

Can probably fashion some PPE out of that.

Bloody hell.

The only good thing to come out of Consett is Phileas Fogg.

Urgh, it took John Prine.

It's all right lads, we're going to learn from what we did wrong in this once-in-a-century event so we'll get it right next time

In case anyone needs a little inspiration.

Electing a tubby pisshead who doesn't look after himself properly as PM just as a vicious respiratory disease breaks out. We've not had the best few years as a country, have we?

Ironically we're pretty experienced at surviving plagues that strike us down at will. Maybe the religious nuts should consult us.

Heck of a post preview, that.

I'm even avoiding jobs around the house that involve getting up a ladder because of the aforementioned sod's law.