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Opposite of a massive lads fan in every respect

There's your new stadium branding, The Aramco Mohammed Shed @ SJP

The Telegraph will be rolling out a bunch of "get on your bike! If it was good enough for Norman Tebbit's dad..." commentators in due course.

https://funeral-notices.co.uk/North+East-Tyne+and+Wear-Newcastle+upon+Tyne/death-notices/notice/potter/4756905 Only recently, by the looks of it. The Aramco Dolly Potter Memorial Park in the shadow of a 100,000-seater SJP would seem a fitting tribute.

There are some fun old threads on this place.

And their football team is called Fairydean

So that's what those bread recipes mean by "knock back for 10 minutes".

"Karbon Grill" though, howay. Sounds like the kind of place that'd serve pork and egg nuggets.

Get it in the diary, ladies! https://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/eurovision/entries/990f7787-04ae-4b49-b62f-7303d1898a06

I'm reminded of a certain classic TT photo...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/29/social-bubbles-of-small-groups-could-be-early-step-out-of-lockdown This sounds broadly sensible? Enforceability will be the issue, of course...

Oh CT. Listen to the ladies who know!

There is that like.

Haaaaang on, maybe they knew something we didn't when they moved the May Day bank holiday to tie in with the VE Day anniversary...

The low-key star of that monstrosity is the "pork & egg nuggets". I love how they've just smuggled the phrase in there as if it's definitely a normal thing that people eat all the time.

I've spent many a workday researching CHAPS.

Aye, three of us did. Then we only got to 17 and the Governess ate us for breakfast.

True enough.

Next up at Casa CT

It was actually really nice once I'd added some croutons. And pumpkin seeds. And grated cheese...

Could actually use a cherry tomato, to be honest...

I'm bored enough on lockdown that I've brought back the conceit where I use a random number generator to choose a cookbook then a recipe from it, which I have to make. (Only once a week, I'm not a maniac.) Three weeks in and it had been going pretty well so far, but then... Yay, a ton of spinach leaves with an occasional mushroom slice!

There's no answer to that that's clearer than what it already says in that tweet.