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Maybe it's an audio rendering of Vince Neil's inner monologue constantly reminding him that he's a drink-driving murderer who never said sorry.

As it happens, I've just been looking at the practicalities of a day trip on public transport in case the weather's decent enough when I'm (hopefully) up visiting my folks next month. Even with the 7:25 train from Newcastle you're looking at the best part of midday before you're in the heart of Borrowdale, say. And it'd probably cost more than getting insured on their car for the week anyway.

Even the adverts at tonight's Diamond League athletics have it in for them

I think this might be the best thing on YouTube, possibly the best thing ever created full stop.

He recorded two of my favourite albums ("Ocean Machine: Biomech" and SYL's "City") within a couple of months of each other. Prolific and definitely batshit. All that and a starring role in this soft rawk classic too. (The Epic Sax Guy on drums might be my new favourite person. )

Ian Rush says if I don't drink lots of milk, when I grow up I'm only gonna be good enough to play for Kenny Dalglish's Newcastle

Even a stopped clock.

Fuck Giuliano Grazioli

https://www.gofundme.com/f/english-channel-wall

His international record is a goal per game. Admittedly, he's played one game. For Martinique.

No, she went of her own accord.

I'll just have wheat thins and beer If I get sick the toilet is near

Only along the Himalayan coast.

Not now we've all got mobile phones they don't.

Hey, it's something to do between visits to the shed.

The main problem there (other than them having politely asked people to avoid using the usual routes at the usual time ever since the start of lockdown, and people respecting that because they like parkrun more than they like Boris Johnson ) is a practical one - parkrun works on a minimal equipment basis to make it as easy and accessible as possible for people to volunteer, so the timing etc. is all manual and everyone needs to start at the same time for that to work. Anyway, the reason I finally remembered to reply to your post is because this morning parkrun have published this: https://volunteer.parkrun.com/principles/open-with-covid-19-management-system Which is not only pretty comprehensive but seems to be more sensible than a lot of what the government have come out with for pubs and shops and the like. Although ultimately it's a very long way of saying "keep apart and don't spit". Which could already be asking too much of some of the runners you encounter...

I can't believe more people didn't do their government-mandated daily exercise during lockdown, with all the benefits of no suitable infrastructure for doing so, getting hacky looks off people who've misunderstood the guidance and having to run in the road to keep your distance from couples who insist on walking side by side. It was fun!

Biden's VP pick could be pretty important, given they'll obviously be doing a lot of the work if not taking over outright.