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Then new ownership, Rafa reappointed and a 10th-place finish pulled out of the bag. Everyone's a winner.

Steady on

Today's shirking from home soundtrack

£100 billion. Anyone who genuinely believes we're going to spend practically the same as the entire NHS budget on this wants firing at the moon.

Careful now! Oh, you said "racist".

I hear he bought from a dyslexic online chemist and ended up with a batch of Kamara pills. Unbelievable Jeff.

Aye, I never bought any Mainz gear when I lived there because they're red and white too.

For a moment there I thought Norman Tebbit was dead. Damn you for getting my hopes up.

Meanwhile, Hancock has said the problems with the testing system are due to people using it.

See, it's starting already.

all he wanted to do was talk about his beloved club . mean thats what forums are for.

Well he did live in Middlesbrough for eight years.

Did you ever get to try the all-you-can-eat buffet here?

Yesterday we actually signed some players, parkrun was announced as returning next month, and I bought train tickets to go and see the family next week and hopefully enjoy some emptier termtime beaches too, à la the photo above. So I'm afraid that pretty much guarantees a nationwide lockdown, seven days of solid rain, and a Chinese nuclear strike in retaliation for Quiff's comments in the Covid thread. You're welcome.

"The successor to Mickey Quinn" as if he came after Ferdinand and Shearer, never mind anyone else

Ecco the Dolphin.

Fuck's sake. I tripped and grazed my leg on Saturday while on a hike that I wouldn't have been on if the government hadn't imposed quarantines that prompted me to cancel my foreign travel plans, so Matt Hancock owes me some antiseptic, a couple of plasters and a tabloid photoshoot. Is that how it works?

In hindsight, it might have been foolish to expect an "oven-ready" deal from someone you know has never actually lifted a finger to cook a meal in his life.

It's what he would have wanted.

Gone Wilder

In hindsight, the idea that Fop was a North Korean agent who learned how to speak English on internet forums makes a lot of sense

Well, at least it's a form of planning Still, since they're so keen to tell liberal lefties that they should be letting refugees live in their houses, I'm sure Brexit voters will be rushing to let their gardens be turned into lorry parks. It's what they voted for, right?