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Gyms can open in a couple of weeks too. Still no organised outdoor running though, that'd be dangerous. Spend your £££ and breathe in other people's recycled sweat instead.

Posted from his tank shed.

Mikkeller's alcohol-free beers are among the best ones I've had too.

Invite them round to the shed for your inaugural curry night. Tell them you're doing a quirky-fabulous lockdown glamping theme. Then take a sledgehammer to the fucker while they're tucking into their bhajis.

The only severance package the Saudis should be giving him is a beheading

Cowardly, I'd call it

"I allow you to moan" is the very height of Deutsche Sexytalk.

Join in, everybody!

Although I'm fairly sure this is the CT method

Brilliantly

It must be true, I read it on loerrach-zeitung.de

Fair enough. Still, it's hard not to want to kick against this stuff in the week when our government is gleefully celebrating removing its citizens' rights.

Few things are.

The Eurovision "movie" may be a bit cack but at least it's got the nerds wound up. As a Eurovision nerd I approve entirely. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-53217853 Also finally watched Moonlight at the weekend. From what I'd heard I was expecting a much tougher watch. I'm not sure I loved it but it was definitely better than La La Land.

He looks like Joey Barton crossed with Paul Merson on the booze.

Occasional sobriety.

Gemmill's weekend plans revealed:

I'll raise a glass to that.

With fake crowd noise.

Watch out for Noelie's next post, "Takeover macht frei"

Made this again the other day for the first time in a few years (the recipe's disappeared from the blog but it's archived here), plus an almond and sultana rice side for a bit of contrast. Dead nice.

Strewth.