Meenzer

Very fond memories of Utrecht, not least because it's where I watched the 5-1 with the Nolan hat-trick

If we must... Opposition scouting report: "Only 3 of our starting line-up would be in our best team. Maybe 4."

Iceland prawn ring?

...or chaos with Ed Miliband

Looks like he was still playing last year, at the tender age of 47. Played a Honduras second division match in the same team as his son, even.

Diana Ross

Canny, this

Meanwhile, over in tomorrow's Brentford match thread

Just did the Christmas food shop and Sainsbury's was surprisingly quiet. I was expecting panic buying like we usually get in these situations. Maybe people are still working their way through the bog roll stashes they built up in March...

Living up to fop's legacy was just too much denpressure for him.

In news no one could possibly have anticipated, telling ten million people they'll be subject to new rules from midnight and for the foreseeable future causes a substantial number of them to try and leave before midnight.

Marry me

Best inform Rod Little, for some reason he's not on the same page

I know it's hardly an original observation but a huge chunk of everything that's wrong with this country can be directly traced back to the Mail and the Sun (and to a lesser extent the Express, though they're nowhere near as important as they wish they were). I find it remarkable how we're so willing to let them and their owners gaslight us over and over again.

Stocking filler, anyone?

Or like them relaunching the Phileas Fogg brand with a completely different product range involving no Mignons Morceaux or Punjab Puri. Savages.

We might not, but it'd still be raging on Twitter, where the loon population is regrettably substantial

The only haulier he'd be faster than is Gérard

I see essembee is writing for the Mirror now

Maybe they'll rest Toney to save him for superior opposition.