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Like, almost immediately after insisting that schools are safe and parents should happily send their kids in?

Close the schools one day after they open again?

As if he isn't continuously juggling JustEat, UberEats and Deliveroo discount codes.

Ferry cross the Hearse-y, more like

Imagine painting yourself as a devout Christian then saying this - basically a central tenet of Jesus's teachings - as if it's a bad thing. American religious nuttery is a whole different level of cognitive dissonance.

All London primary schools are now staying closed, because no one could have anticipated a U-turn from this normally so decisive government

I mean, we definitely still are.

#everyonesawinnetbaby

#hashtag

For fuck's sake. THE FIGURES ARE AS "LOW" AS THEY ARE BECAUSE OF THE MEASURES TAKEN, THEY'RE NOT A REASON TO STOP TAKING THE MEASURES How fucking thick do you have to be to not get this

Aye OK, that might be an exaggeration but I'd be giving it to them ahead of 70-80yo retirees, at least.

At the very least, if the argument is that schools need to be kept open for the rest of the economy to bump along to some extent, teachers and other school staff need to be getting vaccinated with the same urgency as if they were front-line NHS workers. I know transmission is taking place among the kids as much as anything else, but you can't be expecting people to work unprotected in what we know to be a Covid hotbed.

It'll be this word for word

Grabbed and donated, cheers for the heads-up

I'd have made a start prepping tomorrow's Christmas meal but I was too busy making tonight's Christmas meal. Bloody European heritage, and on Brexmas of all days. Still, can't complain - it's not every day you get to stuff yourself full of sausage, meatballs and Jansson's Temptation. Merry Christmas all, thank you for being here in this most testing of years. Here's to a relatively clusterfuck-free 2021.

Finished Bojack Horseman this week. Cheery vibes all round in that final season. Brilliant show though.

"It's good because it's reminiscent of Enoch Powell" is a heck of a take.

Merry Christmas all. 🎅

Hard to get excited about "significantly worse than what we had before but considerably better than no deal", I suppose. Satisfies nobody on any side, which was always the most likely outcome because a Brexit that "means Brexit" is fundamentally undeliverable, so we can look forward to the usual suspects continuing to call us a vassal state and keeping us mired in the Europe debate for years to come.

Much like he tweets then

2020 remains perfectly normal

Mind, us being SNP a couple of months ago would have been even more of a surprise.

Fuck me, Lewisham's gone UKIP

I can't believe you turned up to the Trent in a borrowed sleeveless denim jacket.