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Time to fire up Codemasters' "Advanced Van Simulator" on my ZX Spectrum emulator to settle the matter with an article in the local press.

This means nothing to me

#prayermat #mecca #allah

Poor lad. Still, at least he got to enjoy "a degree of chaos".

Don't send your kids to the countryside to keep them safe though, that's the kind of thing a scaredycat woke snowflake leftie [checks notes] oh, wait, the parents of literally several million children did during the war. Well now I'm conflicted, what would Iain Duncan Smith make of that behaviour?

People didn't leave comments on Daily Mail articles supporting him during the Blitz either. It's a fucking paradox and no mistake.

Main stand at the Olympic Stadium to be renamed the Bacon Shed End

Even Gaz Top from How 2 would have done a better job

He'll have to take this down from his office wall too.

#bids #football #business #money

He's trying so hard not to swear, bless him

Oi oi oi

Fear not, I've still got the original on 1994 cassette single somewhere, authentic hiss and all

#Canception

Dinner reservation for Mr. Barnetta

Troops is watching us Troops is watching us Troops is watching us From a distance

I took a lush photo of that rainbow over the sea off Longsands beach earlier and now no one will ever see it. Gutted.

Made it! Though the weather was, erm, changeable. And that was before the hail...