Meenzer

At least they've matched our average attendance this season

Never usually a problem for him

Oh god, more football

If people honestly believe they're voting for change by voting for the party that's been in power for the last ten years, what can you do, really?

Jersey has got parkrun back already, which is the only time I've had reason to feel mild jealousy towards the place. Or even really notice it. Our 91-year-old next-door neighbour holidayed there a few times back in the day, but he's a Millwall season ticket holder so that's about all I can say for him.

flapper le plonqueur

"Ken Ken"? Now you've done it.....

Well, it was much closer last time. But the Tory does have the incumbency bonus. No idea if he's generally considered to have done a good job or not.

"Tell you what, I've got a bit of spare time on my hands, how about I dabble in a famously hated profession for a lark?"

Still represents a progressive majority in a normal country, though. What a shame we're us.

Agreed. Mark Schwarzer got us another. Didn't realise Tim Flowers was as old as he is though, so no triple pointless. Sad times.

If it was, I'd have been all

Pardew got me a pointless answer when watching Pointless the other day so he's all right with me for a while.

I'm sure I used to know how to but apparently I don't

Best stop dreaming of competence, lads

Bookies' favourite.

"How many cans of Rich Energy have we sold today?" "Twelvety!"

We're on at 12:30 apparently, so probably best act like we care.

I'd do anything to live (but I won't do that)

I'm not having you dismiss Derry Girls for a lack of innovation when The Inbetweeners was one of your go-to examples

Does Derry Girls count? That was good.