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Royal Fusilli-ers

We already know Priti Patel is a fan of the death penalty. Although I suppose the one upside of her bringing it back is the prospect of it being used against her when the revolution comes.

FYP

The energy crisis part seems valid enough anyway. Consumer prices are only going one way and more energy suppliers will join those that have already gone bust. Cross fingers for a mild winter or it's not going to be pleasant on the (actual) breadline.

I didn't have it, but I've read about it before and it sounds amazing: https://www.digitiser2000.com/main-page/behold-the-shakin-stevens-game Gemmill, you're always in my TOPTEN.

Limitations of the Spectrum colour palette right there. On my superior Amstrad CPC he was [checks notes] erm, maroon.

#cartoon #yellow #funny

Campaign for the Laceration and Immolation of Tubby Owners and their Relocation Into Space

Opus liberabit vos, hic haec hoc

Home to a decent Spanish Tapas restaurant, if I remember rightly.

Music? Completed it mate.

Don't worry, he'll only end up flying to Norfolk Island anyway.

Interesting new epidemiological development here

But then we'd never have had this:

(I know that wasn't in the PL but it merits several episodes regardless. Reallocate 30 minutes to Uriah Rennie as required)

Episodes 2-4: Why Lee Dixon and Gerald Ashby can fuck off

Cowards in every position?

Planning

Best odds you can get for her winning Sports Personality of the Year now are 1/8 Incredible performance.

And if enough of our players are sent off trying, the match will be abandoned and we might get away with a 3-0 forfeit.

He's 7/1 to score at any time (and with any part of his body ) at various bookies. Reckon it's worth a nibble?

Yep. It's CT's world country, we're just living in it. God help us all.