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Just the fact that it's relatively hush-hush as to who does what over here. I'm sure I've seen some scepticism in that regard from N-Oers and their transparent regime. EDIT: Which is a bit obscure and rubbish as references go, really. Sorry. Got about 90 minutes' sleep last night, so don't expect coherence from me today.

What are you trying to tell us here?

Faye could play blindfolded and it wouldn't make a tangible difference to his performance.

Make sure you discuss it with the two-dozen anonymous mods on here first.

It's Rob, on the forums, with the overactive cut-and-paste finger

So you left a half bottle in the club? You probably spent like £3 on that you just wasted it. Disgraceful... 62792[/snapback] Don't be silly, he shared it with a mate... you can always ask for two straws, you know...

What do they know that you're trying to hide?

Hommies tbh! 62749[/snapback] Whingeing homs 62750[/snapback] Screaming Queenslanders.

I'm so uncool I don't even try and hide it. That's how cool I actually am.

No, Germany don't take part so I wasn't even tempted to tape the thing. It's usually good for a giggle though. Laughing at kids is funny. And I definitely won't be trying to watch the delayed webcast on the Norwegian TV website or anything.

Hm, that appears to have been last night. The ITV website is saying David Dickinson. OK, I admit, I have no idea.

Just been talking to the fella and he said it was "the one who talks about red wine with a bouquet of roast dinners and stuff like that". I presume this means Jilly Goulden rather than Cannon or Ball...

I'm thinking "The Shaft".

I'd buy my way to Eurovision for a corrupt country like Belarus and blow the rest on a promotional budget. £1 million got this useless old slapper: ...to within three places of qualifying for the final, so I'm sure the best part of an eight-figure sum would be more than enough to plant thousands moles in low-population, low-televote countries like Andorra and Albania, thus guaranteeing my success. Albeit by extremely dubious means. Hurrah!

Good god! 62591[/snapback] And it was simply fabulous, dahhhling.

I spent Saturday night and the first half of Sunday morning at a Eurovision fan convention in Cologne, so I think I constitute far more of a loser than anyone who was at home and participating in this thread, to be honest.

Third review here stands out a little, too: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000001DT...9696190-6405434 I particularly like the straightforwardness of the review title.

Howay man, stop fawning over them.

The Mage?

Palms chafing? Ask Jimbo for some tips...

Turkish people speak Turkish.

Metallica - One This can't possibly be 17 fucking years old already.

Ahhh, "my" band. Stood by that lot through thick and thin... and there's been plenty of thin. Can't believe they're still going really, saw them late last year in Hamburg and Andy Cairns is showing no signs of giving up, though his voice (and beer gut) are starting to show the strain. Whatever, "Troublegum" will always be my teenagey "mooch around the streets with my Walkman on full blast because life's so unfair" album.

Rather like the meaning of the "S" in "S Club 7", Luque is whatever you want him to be.

Eek, how was I to know my post would end up right after Gemmill's there?