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If you did, I didn't get it - fire away!

Your fella? But you're a guy. What's going on he... Oh. 47116[/snapback] Aye. You're dumped.

My fella flogged his on eBay after he realised he was too short and it just looked like he was wearing trousers he'd grown out of slightly.

Naah, even as a nipper I knew the One Team Per League rule.

Ahh, McCowans' Highland Toffee. Made in Stenhousemuir and, with the benefit of hindsight, probably the reason why I had a strange obsession with their football team for a number of years as a kid.

Ohhh my. I love the way they've had to go metric, mind. Now where's the 10p mix-up option...?

Dug out my old vids recently for another viewing. Couldn't agree more, it's excellent stuff.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4339460.stm ?

That's me on the right, looking disgruntled at having the obvious pointed out to me.

...unless they happen to be called Swindon Mag.

I just wonder when I got so good at plumbing...

Tch, do I not even get a queeny crown for my troubles?

Cheers.

Aye, so it is...

Lee Ann Womack - I Hope You Dance

I don't necessarily disagree with the sentiment (and Rob's old enough to stick up for himself anyway ), but you've got to admit there's an element of "boy who cried wolf" after a while...

"leave them alone they aren't breaking any laws"...oh "and if you don't like it you can always go to Saudi Arabia".......RobW 45190[/snapback] One anti-Souness post registered on the Newcastle Forum already, followed immediately by this on General. LM's work for today is done. 45192[/snapback] You'd think so, wouldn't you...?

I thought it was your sheer nerdiness and Steve's sheer nerdiness. 45180[/snapback] Nah, I only love Steve because he brings his own knee-pads.

DanTheMan's sheer nerdiness and my sheer nerdiness are in mad passionate love with each other.

Q: What's your favourite flavour of Doritos? A: Professor Plum, in the Library, with the Candlestick.

I'm on the verge of calling time on my freelancer existence (boo) and looking for jobs in That London (double boo... trust my fella to live there, of all places). That said, I don't mind the place itself or the people, it's just the sodding cost of living... anyway, double, triple and quadruple yah-boo and sucks to the whole thing. And congrats to the ginger one, of course.

Ehhhxcellent. Be warned, though, I'm a black belt in bitch-slap fighting. You mean Pud's changed the URL again?

You're going to grow a pubic 'tache? The prostate taboo is weird really. I don't know if it's just that being a gay man means I'm less bothered about the prospect of a doctor fingering my bits, but I wouldn't wait (and indeed haven't waited) a moment if there was any hint of anything being wrong down below... besides, if the doc knows his stuff, the "squish" doesn't have to be all that loud anyway

Oh my god. You rule. Be my fag-hag!

Q: Name another smooth operator. A: Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.