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Hay guys, what's going on in this forum?

Kinda - his song got to the final six but then the British public fucked it off. It finished very last. I just read there was a song by Ray Davies in there too, but apparently it was this Ray Davies

I actually did have a stir-fry with crispy tofu tonight. It'll be back to the supermarket pizza tomorrow though.

I can also testify to the quality of the risotto The Fish shared above, which I made just last night. (Yes, we have a sexy recipe WhatsApp chat, it's like the secret forum but even cooler.)

Speaking of which (and with apologies for the quality camerawork), I made this at the weekend and it almost makes carrots feel meaty ( )

all he wanted to do was indulge in his beloved tedious contrarianism . mean thats what forums are for

Steady on

CONES HOTLINE KLAXON

Must-see viewing in our household. I'm not even kidding. Mind, I'd get up and watch Transworld Sport too...

I see the Southend West by-election is bringing out all the usual delights

That's the prediction I'm most confident about.

Do doo be-do-do [/CT]

I also get quite nostalgic for the mid '70s early '80s era.

Howe-di-Howe!

And fortuitously, the Hereford 'Til I Die cameramen were there to capture the half-time team talk:

The last time I went to the coast on the Metro we pulled into Shiremoor and two lads were getting a proper kicking on the platform. They spilled into our carriage just as the doors were closing, then tried their best to pretend like they were fine and they weren't grateful for the nurse who happened to be there to help get their faces patched up. The teenage machismo of it was almost quite endearing.

Hatem's priorities, in order: Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Botman

Just wait until I go into an unlikely coalition with Asprilla and wreck my forum reputation

The only way to get Gemmill to engage with landscape photography:

He's also the cunt who lied repeatedly while trying (and failing) to close down the local A&E here, and I'd still take him over most of the other realistic candidates, which says a hell of a lot.

But as soon as he says it, it's in the past. No case to answer.

But what about

Always worth remembering