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John Solako said it should have been a penalty though, oh well... 64094[/snapback] Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy if it really was a pen. Especially if he gets a second yellow...

Yellow card for Hendrie for diving in the area. Cock-end.

I'll take a hat-trick of dodgy pens and Milburn's record...

Yeah... if Solano isn't motivated to come up with some decent delivery from free kicks/corners against this lot, then I don't know...

Oh....My....God 64072[/snapback] C'mon, can't you feel the strength of that left-side threat?

Team lines up as follows: Given Ramage Boumsong Bramble Elliott Solano Parker Faye Ameobi Chopra Shearer And Radio Newcastle's webcast just cut out, moments before kick-off. Thought I was going to get away with it for once...

Where's a safe pub in South London to be a Newcastle fan, anyway? Just for future reference, like - my fella lives out Brockley/Forest Hill way, and I'm sure some of that's Millwall territory so I wouldn't want to risk it if I was there when we were on Sky...

(review) 63622[/snapback] Suuuperb. I'll definitely check it out at some point, it sounds like the logical step up from the bicycle-with-stabilisers that was "A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius".

And if they get to the quarter-finals, he gets to give it back again...

Ooo, you have "Infinite Jest". I've been toying with that one for a while now. Is it worth the effort?

Football is piss poor at the moment, I have turned my interests to my own warmth and watching Spiderman on DVD. It is both cheaper and more rewarding. 63309[/snapback] I blame the fans. 63316[/snapback] I blame the city. 63337[/snapback] I blame the boogie. 63341[/snapback] I just can't control my feet. 63347[/snapback] Where has my love gone? How can I go on? It seems dear love has gone away. Where is my spirit? I’m nowhere near it, Oh yes, my love has gone astray. But I’ll blame it on the sun, The sun that didn’t shine, I’ll blame it on the wind and the trees. I’ll blame it on the time that never was enough, I’ll blame it on the tide and the sea, But, my heart blames it on me. Who poured the love out? What made this bitter doubt? Is peace not here for me to see? Wish I could tell you, But, words won’t come for me to speak. But I’ll blame it on the sun, That didn’t fill the sky, I’ll blame it on the birds and the trees. I’ll blame it on the day that ended once too soon, I’ll blame it on the nights that could not be, But, my heart blames it on me. (background)...yeh, yeh, yeh, ooh, Your heart blames it on you this time. 63441[/snapback] You do the Shake 'n' Vac and put the freshness back, Do the Shake 'n' Vac and put the freshness back.

Football is piss poor at the moment, I have turned my interests to my own warmth and watching Spiderman on DVD. It is both cheaper and more rewarding. 63309[/snapback] I blame the fans. 63316[/snapback] I blame the city. 63337[/snapback] I blame the boogie. 63341[/snapback] I just can't control my feet.

Discovered an excellent pub in Altona after the game.

Noooooooooooooooooo! *makes slow-motion stunt dive for snakehips' leg*

Well, there's the aquaducts. 62902[/snapback] And they never sold our best striker for a pittance after falling out with him.

Admins have admin badges, mods have moderator badges. Nuff said. 62853[/snapback] I have my Fire-Starter's badge. What does that mean?? 62886[/snapback] 50m swimming certificate here. 62897[/snapback] I was going to say Mark Spitz but I decided against it! 62900[/snapback] Mark Spitz, Meenzer swallows. 62906[/snapback] There's always one isn't there?? Anyway, Mark is pissed far too often to be considered a spitter! 62908[/snapback] Though I'm sure I've seen him frothing at the mouth on occasion.

Admins have admin badges, mods have moderator badges. Nuff said. 62853[/snapback] I have my Fire-Starter's badge. What does that mean?? 62886[/snapback] 50m swimming certificate here.

Just the fact that it's relatively hush-hush as to who does what over here. I'm sure I've seen some scepticism in that regard from N-Oers and their transparent regime. EDIT: Which is a bit obscure and rubbish as references go, really. Sorry. Got about 90 minutes' sleep last night, so don't expect coherence from me today.

What are you trying to tell us here?

Faye could play blindfolded and it wouldn't make a tangible difference to his performance.

Make sure you discuss it with the two-dozen anonymous mods on here first.

It's Rob, on the forums, with the overactive cut-and-paste finger

So you left a half bottle in the club? You probably spent like £3 on that you just wasted it. Disgraceful... 62792[/snapback] Don't be silly, he shared it with a mate... you can always ask for two straws, you know...

What do they know that you're trying to hide?

Hommies tbh! 62749[/snapback] Whingeing homs 62750[/snapback] Screaming Queenslanders.