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Re-release? 'Tis dead nice, anyway. OK, so it's cynical and schmaltzy, but it's got to be better than that Westlife/Diana Ross abomination or whatever the X Factor winner inflicts on us. Apparently the small record label that's distributing it will be struggling to meet demand in Christmas week, though, so I wouldn't build up any great hopes of a "Mad World"-esque chart upset. Ho well.

There must be some small shareholders who vote a knee-jerk "no" on every single resolution, regardless of the content... either that or KPMG really have some enemies on the Newcastle auditing scene...

you could at least paint some snow on it! 67999[/snapback] Better? 68007[/snapback] Brilliant! Mine's a bit cack-handed, but it'll do.

Herzlichen Glückwunsch, you old scrote.

So let me see if I've got this straight... Funny things are funny Pathetic things are pathetic Anything else I've missed? Best. Thread. Ever. tbh

I've just started to get one (for the first time in ages) since reading this thread.

tbh.

The first in the 293-part Narnia series. A nice enough adaptation - all rather twee, preposterous and very, very English, but then that's the whole point really...

I didn't see anyone invoke Redway's Tangent so I'll assume the Croydon Tramlink is in play. Ampere Way

Speaking of "legit or not", I rather enjoyed this: http://www.worldfootballnetwork.co.uk/ Probably been mentioned on here already, but anyway.

It's a curious fact that Sikhs tend to be quite "hard" like. Try stealing their turban - they will literally kill you. 65786[/snapback] All black people are good dancers 65788[/snapback] Massive cocks an' arl.

If he'd done it with the Beatles everyone'd call it genius. "I Am The Walrus", for fuck's sake.

Take it down the Christmas market every day and feed it a nice mug of mulled wine, that'll remove the chill from its extremities.

Left yourself wide open for a shorter reverse, I'm afraid... let's go all the way over to Hackney Wick

Ah, I'm right at home on Clapham Common.

Too obvious, surely? Unless you're bluffing... I'm game. West Kensington.

Now that leaves all kinds of options open... I'll play it safe though. Whitehall

Chalk Farm. (Diagonals are open, right?)

An unacceptable breach of protocol, really.

Dunno. Are your grammar?

Honor Oak Park

It's Swindy, man. He can do whatever he wants.

Can I just say that I'm absolutely loving this thread?

Mind, it's a decade since their last failure in that respect... you just have to be deluded enough to believe they're still as good a team in the first place

Just reminds me of: ...since that was probably my old man, with his seat in front of the press area. He'll be saying the same thing about our beloved ex-PM tonight, though, so I hope that redeems his cause a little.