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Bob Geldof may smell, but at least he's saving African babies. My Humber Bridge smells like roses man. 87041[/snapback] Don't only lasses have Humber bridges? 87045[/snapback] wtf is a humber bridge tbh? 87062[/snapback] Well, if Grimsby on the one side is a place that smells of fish, then Hull...

I've got visions of Renton dragging himself up to trick Gemmill into going out on a date with him, then Craig constantly popping up from under the table to correct their grammar. Should I be worried?

Mind, you'd be distracted with that lot standing pitchside...

Getting 9 shots on target all season would be a start...

Heath Ledger's the one who's been far more comfortable talking about What It Was Like To Do Icky Gay Stuff On Screen, so it wouldn't surprise me for a moment if our Jake's got a few skeletons in the closet where he keeps his Santa hats...

"Is that your modesty in that Santa hat or are you just pleased to see me?" Hm...

It hasn't hit my local English-language cinema yet, so shockingly enough, I haven't. I'll have to hand in my Gay Card at this rate.

I've just sat and watched this. I'm not a girl who usually likes war films but I thought it would pass a couple of hours and found I really enjoyed it. I thought it gave a hell of an insight into some of the psychological aspects of war that you really can't imagine. It also had Jake Gyllenhaal dancing round in just a santa hat to hide his modesty. 86907[/snapback] I wasn't particularly interested in seeing Jarhead, but something in your review won me over, I just can't quite put my finger on what it was...

Sounds like the Streets

Can I just add that I love the "By aeroplane" subheading to this topic? Like it's perfectly normal for everyone to have tried throwing themselves out of a window with some feathers Pritt-Sticked to their arms...

It can't be done! Surely! 86750[/snapback] And now everyone's waiting with bated breath for Craig to quote you with those exclamation marks in bold and ask you whether you meant to use an interrogative form instead...

Pets-R-Us 86725[/snapback] As if. (I breed them myself)

Best. Emoticon. Ever.

Shame they don't use the original foreign titles... I'd like to see Liv Tyler struggle with "Síðasti bærinn í dalnum"

Isolated bender on this board. 86616[/snapback] Discrimination against peach melba slurpers tbh. 86619[/snapback] Fair slander of the weakest race on the planet tbqh! 86621[/snapback] Disgraceful slur on most of the House of Commons tbqfh. 86622[/snapback] It sits quite comfortably with most MP's gbh! 86634[/snapback] There's nothing comfortable about it if done incorrectly imho 86644[/snapback] He tried it once (through his shorts) but didnt like it. Was he doing it wrong? 86648[/snapback] I wasn't doing anything wrong! It's the lad with the shitty finger who wasn't up to scratch. 86652[/snapback] Typical of you to point the finger at others tbh. 86654[/snapback] He's hard as nails rearly.

Isolated bender on this board. 86616[/snapback] Discrimination against peach melba slurpers tbh. 86619[/snapback] Fair slander of the weakest race on the planet tbqh! 86621[/snapback] Disgraceful slur on most of the House of Commons tbqfh. 86622[/snapback] It sits quite comfortably with most MP's gbh! 86634[/snapback] There's nothing comfortable about it if done incorrectly imho

Isolated bender on this board. 86616[/snapback] Discrimination against peach melba slurpers tbh. 86619[/snapback] Fair slander of the weakest race on the planet tbqh! 86621[/snapback] Disgraceful slur on most of the House of Commons tbqfh.

Isolated bender on this board. 86616[/snapback] Discrimination against peach melba slurpers tbh.

Bunch of sickos on this board.

Hmm, well, how best to explain? Renton... and my cutie-pie Smoothie... have you ever had a yoghurt that's so yummy you simply can't resist cleaning out the pot with your tongue?

Worse... much worse.

Did you see that documentary about the pavement that ate that fella's leg? He didn't suffer, mind.

I think this could be fake anyway tbh. 86497[/snapback] The story's genuine tbh 86502[/snapback] As is Craig's lack of football knowledge 86504[/snapback] That's what he gets for being a Johnny-come-lately Chelsea fan...

Been listening to the Arcade Fire album on the way to work this morning. Someone recommended it to me on the grounds that I quite like Mercury Rev and worship at the feet of Sigur Rós, but I'm not seeing the causal link just yet. Colour me unconvinced.