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Presumably the overall balance of justice will be restored if Reina is allowed to punch a Chelsea fan.

Apparently he's going to be our next manager too. Nailed on.

Probably the capital of Afghanistan or something.

"Scott", not "Scot"

Howay man, next thing you'll be telling me that being taken out of English classes at age 6 because I wanted to sit outside the classroom and write a manual for my VIC-20 computer instead makes me an anorak... personally I thought it was just adorable...

Never met a supply teacher I liked, to be honest. I still bear a grudge against the one who took us for R.E. in Year 5 and accused me of having "looked in the book" when I correctly answered her question as to the capital of Israel. I was the kind of precocious nerd who could have told her Mali, Mauritania or sodding Mauritius at age 9, never mind having to look up one as basic as Israel... I probably need a new hobby or something...

"Kitty porn" really, but I suppose that sounds borderline dodgy...

Asprilla's foreskin:

1. Jonny_nufc Herbert 2. Rikko Hakkinen 3. Lou-ca Badoer

Precisely why there is little chance of him coming here... 90654[/snapback] Oh, I thinkt the chances are not as bad as some people make out. It all depends on which jobs are available at the time he makes the decision. At the moment there are only few, like the Real Madrid one or the English one. By finally sacking Souness Newcastle put them at the front of the queue. 90714[/snapback] Actually, screw Newcastle, I would love to see the FA try and appoint a German to the England role.

Philipp Lahm Freddie Ljungberg Paul Robinson Robin van Persie... ....what?

Cue the "Which is your favourite incarnation of Asprilla's Foreskin" thread.

Don't let AF see that 89520[/snapback] 89524[/snapback] To be fair, Cornwall doesn't actually have any cities 90088[/snapback] You forgetting the sprawling metropolis that is Truro? 90640[/snapback] South-West Side. Word.

Ah, but nobody actually likes Smooth Operator.

...for Turkey, that is.

...tbh.

But the hook'll rip open their internal organs! Bunch of no-good crocodile-hating Nazis on this board...

Bunch of canned worms on here tee bee aitch

Don't know enough about F1 or motorsport generally to comment, but I thought this at the weekend was quite interesting: http://observer.guardian.co.uk/osm/story/0,,1699565,00.html

"Air traffic control, mayday... we have engine failure, requesting clearance for emergency landing..." "Have you tried switching it off and on again?"

Bunch of fucking comedians on here tee bee aitch

No, I think they threw the case out...

Cutting yourself HUGE SLICES OF CAKE more like, lol etc.