Meenzer

Mind, half of my family's Swedish, so they were probably collaborators anyway.

It's so true. Four-and-a-bit years of living in Germany and I've evolved some seriously sharp elbows. Pensioners are the worst, they think they can play all innocent and doddery when they're actually trying to get to the Post Office counter without standing for half an hour, like you inevitably have to because they offer banking services at the same counter these days and grrrrngrl mrrgl mrrrrrr

What's the name of former-Vanilla Ninja Maarja's debut solo single ? 95880[/snapback] "Could You", aka "Another Tedious Rummage Through David Brandes' Rejected Song Drawer". As if inflicting a whole Gracia album on us wasn't enough...

I can do you an entire Eurovision round off the cuff. Just ask.

If anyone wants to join me for my penultimate match day at Finnegans Wake in the 'Burg...

Oh hell aye.

Has anyone mentioned Greggs pasties yet? They're my main motivation for moving back...

Are you trying to suggest there's some link between smoking and cancer? 95013[/snapback] He's trying to suggest that he discovered the link between smoking and cancer. While working at a field hospital in El Alamein.

Le Hom tbh 94983[/snapback] Catch a wiff of me and you'd do a Meenzer 94988[/snapback] Like I'd let him.

The gay advances! 94936[/snapback] To be fair, most of us get them anyway, it's only Gemmill's fat ginger genes that prevent him scoring with the boys.

Sure, sure, I find all the cool pop-culture Valentinesy stuff a day too late.

Yeah, you should bankroll this place. Imagine the adulation! The groupies! The pies!

I think we need a separate forum for each John Robertson.

See, it's 'Hits not Homework'! 94856[/snapback]

http://northeastradio.co.uk/Metro_Radio_Presenters.html

Oh dear, his comments haven't gone down well. 94804[/snapback] Who's the best Metro DJ? 94812[/snapback] Bring back 'Hits not Homework' tbh. 94822[/snapback] 'Hitz not Homework', shirley?

If Gemmill falls over in a forest and there's nobody there to help him up, does he just... roll?

Oh dear, his comments haven't gone down well. 94804[/snapback] Who's the best Metro DJ? 94812[/snapback] They need a Best Metro DJ forum tbh.

94512[/snapback] I've read this about three times now, wtf? 94788[/snapback] Can't get enough? I agree though, wtf?? 94800[/snapback] I've read it three times as well, and it's the inconsistency of tense usage that really gets my goat. Spot the career proofreader...

Hi meen wots...Freelance translator and general layabout? 94774[/snapback] It generally involves posting to these forums all day instead of working. It's quite a common occupation around these parts, I hear.

Real name: Martin Sex: Male (preferably) Age: 27 Occupation: Freelance translator and general layabout

I think my job is safe. And yeah, exactly what Isegrim said (only less well-informed in my case). I rather like the guy and can see why he'd want to give it a go in England, but I doubt it'd happen with us.

It's Valentine's Day - he'll be doing all that pink and fluffy romantic stuff. 94426[/snapback] Brown and fluffy. 94428[/snapback] Fuckin' hell Lou m'dear, Cath's absolutely right - the fella's here at the minute so I'm being temporarily distracted by Real Life And Stuff. He'll be off again tomorrow night, though, leaving me in my perma-Internet cyberexistence once again. See you on MSN.

hopefully doesn't