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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-59559703

Song For Europe 1990 runner-up John Miles: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-59553438

I've never seen the point of buying individual books, I just wait for the anthology.

I think you mean he'd be tripping

Steady on, Rod Liddle

Woohoohoohoo essembee 27-3-70 Woohoohoohoo essembee "Existing in space-time is cowardly"

Took them good and proper.

And another

Fuck off

Oh wait a goal

Now we'll never know if he'd have scored.

Bad at football

Ouch.

Quite the collection of forum baubles

The owners listened to too much Fettes Brot.

That would be pretty funny mind.

We've kept some of that because it's hilarious. The better half has a piece from primary school where he wrote "My mummy's name is Sally and her hobby is smoking."

This one puzzles me. Isn't it just good form to take a lateral flow before mixing with lots of people? Are we not all doing this already? Is this becoming an "AIBU" Mumsnet post?

Covid travel logistics are hard

Maybe they've had a quiet word in his ear to motivate him. Bonesaw Ultimatum Joelinton.

Life's hard on the breadline.