Meenzer

Bloody hell, you can't even say the word "y a" on this place now?

Sharp like a razor, speed to amaze you, beat you like Ali did Joe Frazier!

It's that heartwarming Morgan Freeman voiceover, I tells you.

Messiah

is disappointingly clean-shaven

Class, I'm having that.

Bellamy used to play like that every week. 98925[/snapback] No he didn't. He was good, but he had his fair share of shite games too.

Watching that one here. Bayern are well on top, cracking goal too. You'd never rule Milan out though. 98863[/snapback] The ref obviously agreed - moderately dubious penalty for the 1-1. Oh, and Gattuso acting like a girl (albeit a bearded one), plunging to the ground several seconds after being clipped on the neck by Ballack. Mind, I've seen referees who'd have dismissed Ballack for raising his hands, so...

It's his hamstring, not his thigh. 98817[/snapback] He'd be better off with a wooden leg tbh. Although with his luck he'd get dry rot in the fucker. 98864[/snapback] Sounds painful

Watching that one here. Bayern are well on top, cracking goal too. You'd never rule Milan out though.

Thats fine for him but not much use to me...... 98682[/snapback] Whey you can sit outside where I work to get your thrills 98690[/snapback] FYEO ????? 98694[/snapback] I had to google that, to my shame. http://www.fyeo.co.uk/clubs/newcastle/profilenewcastle.html "It could be said that the taste of Newcastle Upon Tyne at its very best is encompassed in the ambience, style and service of the For Your Eyes Only club."

Level playing fields are boring. Besides, Chelsea could afford any luxury tax you'd care to impose on them.

Oi! There's nothing common about my flu, dahling. 98224[/snapback] I suspect you're not talking about the flu above your gas fire 98226[/snapback] You seem worryingly familiar with the intracies of my chimney pipe

Them two are always touching kids. Allegedly. 98107[/snapback] Do you know, that might be what I... oh never mind. 98111[/snapback] You're one sick man/lady, pete burns????????? I just don't know! 98192[/snapback] I'm all man, and I'll prove it to you in graphic technicolor whenever you want. BYOL (bring your own lube). 98196[/snapback] Pleased you spelt that out, thought you were having a pop at wor lass. BYOL - bring your overweight lass 98211[/snapback] Only if she's a dab hand with a camcorder like. 98216[/snapback] Meenz......thats by no means the first reference to camcorder from you!!! 98222[/snapback] It's by no means the first thread in which you've stated the screamingly obvious, either. What's your point?

Oi! There's nothing common about my flu, dahling.

Them two are always touching kids. Allegedly. 98107[/snapback] Do you know, that might be what I... oh never mind. 98111[/snapback] You're one sick man/lady, pete burns????????? I just don't know! 98192[/snapback] I'm all man, and I'll prove it to you in graphic technicolor whenever you want. BYOL (bring your own lube). 98196[/snapback] Pleased you spelt that out, thought you were having a pop at wor lass. BYOL - bring your overweight lass 98211[/snapback] Only if she's a dab hand with a camcorder like.

Them two are always touching kids. Allegedly. 98107[/snapback] Do you know, that might be what I... oh never mind. 98111[/snapback] You're one sick man/lady, pete burns????????? I just don't know! 98192[/snapback] I'm all man, and I'll prove it to you in graphic technicolor whenever you want. BYOL (bring your own lube).

I suppose "Player A, Player A" doesn't scan as well as an opening line.

Them two are always touching kids. Allegedly. 98107[/snapback] Do you know, that might be what I... oh never mind.

Incidentally, is "he likes Alan Shearer" really a new euphemism along the lines of "he's a friend of Dorothy"? Unlike SMO and Wacky, I'm so out of touch with the kids these days...

OK, I admit it, I'm lost. Unless you mean likes likes. Which I don't. 97906[/snapback] He really likes Alan Shearer. Would like to meet another like minded person (gay) who would maybe one day go to a football match to see him. I am trying to get you both a blind date. With each other. 98058[/snapback] Ahhh. My boyfriend would have a problem with that, I suspect. Unless he's up for a threesome, in which case let's talk.

It's bad aids I'm afraid 98093[/snapback] The type that nicks stuff from your jewellery drawer then blames it on the grandkids? I had no idea...

Poor fella needs to be more careful about the type of woman he gets it on with.

Hacksaw - You Could Park A Bike In That Classic bit of punky nonsense. http://www.myspace.com/hacksawbristol