Meenzer

I haven't, mind.

Do you think you could 'cure' her? 130940[/snapback] He'd show her his straight edge and it'd be wham, bam, thank you curiously masculine ma'am.

Oh aye, I forgot about Owen. He's the only thing that'll get my fella to watch a game. 130620[/snapback] Your bloke doesn't like football?! Is he some sort of hom?? 130621[/snapback] He likes footballers, that's got to be worth something? 130623[/snapback] I'd give you one.....I think. 130625[/snapback] 130871[/snapback] It's so thinly veiled these days it makes you cringe. The lad just needs to accept it. 130876[/snapback] If it makes you cringe, you're not doing it right.

Turns out Lewisham Library has a well-populated Lesbian & Gay section. That's me sorted with dodgy literature for a wee while.

Tax-evading lowlife

He's going to poke your eyes out with a stick, Cath! Run!

The theme from 'The Waltons'. Stuck in my sodding head. *baffled*

Musically, my dream is to do what Norah Jones did. I can't play the piano, but to sit next to it and just sing. - Jessica Simpson

Ooh, must try those. Maybe with some Mexican Mean Beanz.

Sie es nicht mögen uppen themmen!

Destined to be our next manager tbh.

Oh aye, I forgot about Owen. He's the only thing that'll get my fella to watch a game. 130620[/snapback] Your bloke doesn't like football?! Is he some sort of hom?? 130621[/snapback] He likes footballers, that's got to be worth something?

Oh aye, I forgot about Owen. He's the only thing that'll get my fella to watch a game.

We can but hope, he's one of the few of our lot with anything approaching good looks (albeit modelled on Frankenstein's monster - he's obviously been taking a leaf out of Woodgate's book). Though I suppose Scott Parker's not bad, in a second-rate public schoolboy pressed up against a sheet of glass kind of way. Sorry for the intermission. Back to the cliquery.

She was still a fat Parkinson's sufferer though. Instant comedy tbh

Please Happy Face don't hurt 'em!

Never done it without protection like. Are you sure you're safe with the amount of skank you've mounted?

To have and to hold.

Could've been Trevor Spork, I suppose. Then I'd have been forced to marry him.

is worried because at least I won't be getting slapped in person for a good few months yet.

has duly earned the good time he will now undoubtedly have (with the breasts) (ok, stopping now before I get in trouble )

had better say hello to her boobs (and her) from me if so.

is on very familiar terms with Catmag

you and meenzer having a get together? 130279[/snapback] Yes, and I'm going to mock his technique afterwards. 130286[/snapback] But...but...I can roll my "r"'s now and everything! 130288[/snapback]

you and meenzer having a get together? 130279[/snapback] Yes, and I'm going to mock his technique afterwards.