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Tom Waits - Nighthawks At The Diner

I actually quite like it.

Same with most of the "smart casual" stuff in the club shop. "Ah, that's a nice tidy white and grey shirt. How can we improve it? Ooh, I know, a massive club badge smack in the middle!"

Smartiepants! Tsk! 115998[/snapback] Sorry. I remember getting back from the Irish pub that night and posting a seven-paragraph rant aimed at the Portuguese members of the Eurovision messageboard. They should be ashamed to share the same nationality as two corrupt and pathetic individuals like... etc.

Definitely Conceição and his laugh-and-a-joke conspiracy with the Portuguese ref.

Oh god. How wacky.

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Sounds like it's taken from an 80-page informative dossier on girls tbh.

Fucking hell - such a charmer "Aye pet, you'll do for now, just let me shoot me load over your tits and then be off with you!" 115564[/snapback] But very true, that's the way we think ladies, all men, even if they say different. 115586[/snapback] I certainly don't, you fucking bigot!

Says the kid with 8,000 plus posts 115589[/snapback] From work 115590[/snapback] Don't use words he won't understand.

I'd prefer a whole one, mind. Not convinced I have a type. Bit shorter than me and a bit younger than me, I suppose, the opposite tends to be a little disconcerting (sorry Pud ) Other than that I've never been fussy. 115559[/snapback] True, you could keep a bit of one to chew on between meals, I suppose. 115577[/snapback] Snack-size Peperami?

I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff! 115496[/snapback] Using Joni Mitchell lyrics in your sig?

Tom Waits - Small Change

I'd prefer a whole one, mind. Not convinced I have a type. Bit shorter than me and a bit younger than me, I suppose, the opposite tends to be a little disconcerting (sorry Pud ) Other than that I've never been fussy.

Alex was Alex before it was hip to be Alex tbh.

Or "Read a fucking map, you dolt", for that matter...

True enough, especially since they're usually the same people who do their shopping at Tesco, watch football on Sky, drink whatever lager's on draught at the pub and so on. Where does their supposed devotion to the underground go then? I mean you wouldn't get it with something like food, would you? "Oh, I don't eat bread. Too mainstream. Pasta? That's teenybopper grub, that is, might as well be eating cheese for god's sake. OK, I admit I used to like it, but now I only eat the arse-scrapings of the Vietnamese pot-bellied pig, dried and served with lemongrass and polenta. But don't tell anyone or they'll all want to try it." Twats.

I've got a Swedish 50-crown note kicking about if you reckon she'd be easily fooled.

wouldnt ducking be the absolutely wrong thing to do when a land mine is involved? 115262[/snapback] To avoid flying limbs, I suppose.

I'd imagine they run away veeeeery carefully...

Only vaguely. Have you ever known a Newcastle fan who doesn't hold decade-long grudges?

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