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If eating meat on Good Friday was illegal then... (I'll leave it to our local Smoothie to add the punchline)

Shit.

Whose your fatha like? Lembit fucking Opik? 119209[/snapback] Oh, if only... I dream of having a genetically inherited wonky face like his. 119210[/snapback] The rumour on Anal Street is that you already have tbh. 119213[/snapback] Being able to dislocate your jaw at will is a useful trait, but sadly not one that I'm blessed with by nature.

Whose your fatha like? Lembit fucking Opik? 119209[/snapback] Oh, if only... I dream of having a genetically inherited wonky face like his.

Aye, I'll be there, if my dad'll let me off Lib Dem leaflet delivering duties

Sod that, it's pre-match-in-the-pub time! 119102[/snapback] And my last chance to see you lovely people before the end of the season. Bollocks am I spending it stood outside Hustlers!

But it's repeated again, and again, and again...

October, ffs! http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=2372

It's weird, isn't it? Like people who claim to be totally unbothered about what people are saying about them, yet keep coming back to read it and reply, time and time again. I don't get the appeal.

So you've stopped claiming none of this actually happened then?

Seems like I didn't enter my (full?) DOB in the first place. Phew. Never ask a lady... etc.

Honey, if I wanted pictures of knobs, these are the last people's I'd want to see... 118477[/snapback] Girlfriend, talk to the hand cos the face just don't understand!! 118478[/snapback] You're scarily good at that. 118483[/snapback] you should;ve seen the way I was clicking my fingers from side to side as I was saying it tbh!! Then you'd worry. BTW want a cock pic? 118487[/snapback] You'd be disappointed, I've let my hair grow out.

Honey, if I wanted pictures of knobs, these are the last people's I'd want to see... 118477[/snapback] Girlfriend, talk to the hand cos the face just don't understand!! 118478[/snapback] You're scarily good at that.

Honey, if I wanted pictures of knobs, these are the last people's I'd want to see...

are fucking genius. Excuse the outburst. I'm still in the "omg wtf British food I couldn't get in Germany" phase.

Owned by the judge-turned book critic. 117279[/snapback]

*waves* Show us yer tits!

If he was serious about it, he'd be driving a minibus for those 72 virgins.

Never gonna happen mate (the debt bit) 117027[/snapback] Agree. Gets worse every week for me. 117028[/snapback] And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley) 117032[/snapback] It'll take me decades to pay my current debt off, never mind the stuff I continue to take on. Not even including mortgage. 117037[/snapback] Best way is, just acknowledge it's a fact of life and don't get down about it. In all seriousness, I do feel sorry about kids today (eeeee what a codger eh!!), at least I've got a house and that's the "money in the bank" so to speak. With property prices the way they are how the fuck are people gonna cope in future. My kids'll be alright though, they'll be minted if I croak BUT if I get really REALLY old it'll be all gone on paying nurses to wipe my arse etc etc 117043[/snapback] I hear Smoothie's already squandered the family jewels on that, and he's only 42.

Course he does, how else would I know about his ice hockey gimp mask? And I only groom them if they're underage. Unless you were making an oblique beard reference, in which case eww eww and thrice eww

I'm worried he'd enlist special help from Jimbo. At least he wouldn't need to buy a comedy ginger wig though.

Or the Bearded Lady? 116958[/snapback] I think Brock's already staked his claim to that one. And seriously, forget "bumfluff", if you left him without a razor for three days he'd get arrested under the Prevention of Terrorism Act

Wait, you name your mp3s title-first? Bloody savage

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Haven't they sacked Alan Brazil again today, or has he just gone AWOL? May I suggest "19" - Paul Hardcastle? 116328[/snapback] Or discovering the "shuffle" button