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This house I delivered to on Sunday happened to be number 9 on its street, and they had a glass door, properly inset with a huge NUFC shirt and an equally massive "9" slap-bang in the middle. It just made me wonder how many decent houses they turned down until one with the right number came on the market.

Cotton carrier bags all the way. Proper eco-warrior, me.

Sometimes. 122999[/snapback] is he your boyfriend of something? 123036[/snapback] Of what? Several years' standing? Dodgy posture? Ill repute? I'm so confused.

Sometimes.

Aye, they've got some canny stuff - lots of dodgy imports where you have to be able to guess what you're getting from the pictures, but then that's half the fun (and probably less dangerous than doing the same in Brighton Oriental Foods).

You're too busy thinking about the size of his knob tbh I'm too busy watching all of Chris Sutton's goals since he moved back to the EPL tbh 120786[/snapback] I wonder which would take up more of our time?

I don't particularly care, Mr. Straight Edge, SIR!

Scott man, can you take the odious little shit............and lose him? 120630[/snapback] Closetist tbh.

Eurovision semi-final preview night at the Retro Bar tonight (hurrah) then 8am train to Newcastle tomorrow (bah).

Count me in.

I'm shocked... ...and stunned... ...and deeply, deeply saddened... ....I made it perfectly clear that I haven't tried Sweet Chilli flavour yet.

Mexican - canny with tortilla chips. Jalfrezi - confused identity. Tikka - the mutt's nuts. Bloody gorgeous. Anyone tried Sweet Chilli?

You can get it on allofmp3 for pennies if you have an account on there 119904[/snapback] Are they reliable, credit card-wise and all? 119912[/snapback] Aye i have found them to be, you need to put a minimum deposit in though. If it helps i`ll get it as i have money in mine and i`ll e-mail you it. 119917[/snapback] Nae bother, I've signed up now, can easily find stuff to grab to justify the outlay. Cheers for the tip

You can get it on allofmp3 for pennies if you have an account on there 119904[/snapback] Are they reliable, credit card-wise and all?

Eels - Daisies Of The Galaxy

Saw them live at Exhibition Park years ago, they were on the bill with MN8 who stole theshow tbh. 119854[/snapback] When they sang "I've Got A Little Something For You", you realise they didn't mean Wacky?

...but does any equally tasteless soul out there happen to have (or be able to get hold of) an mp3 of "Life Ain't Easy" by mercifully forgotten girl group Cleopatra? I want to use it on a pub quiz tonight but I can't find it on Soulseek... Feel free to PM lest we get this place in trouble, of course.

Hit the Kronenbourg to help me through a Eurovision preview screening last night. Definitely regretting it now.

Herzlichen Glückwunsch

Aye, I've used it too, seems to work fine like. Had all kinds of telemarketers in my first month back, but since then they've been conspicuous by their absence.

Ah ha! I knew it had to stem from someplace unless long ago he planted a red herring and was just codding around. 119337[/snapback] Oh shit, not another fish pun thread...... 119340[/snapback] He's clearly a disturbot individual.

......Meenzer would be locked up as the worst re-offender Spandau ever did see??? 119325[/snapback]

Even the heathen-but-nominally-CofE primary school I went to insisted on serving Slab Of Reconstituted Fish Sludge instead of Slab Of Reconstituted Meat Sludge on Fridays. It's a bizarre tradition really.

Normally happens when you lay off it for a week tbh. 119286[/snapback] Is it possible to get pissed on Carling? I remember at Uni they had this piss water called Trent beer or something - about 3% abv. I drank 20 cans once and didn't feel remotely tipsy, although I had to piss a lot, obviously. 119290[/snapback] Sounds decidedly Tesco Value.