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Ah yes, silly little voter plebs listening to the media and not being clever enough to understand the truth of the matter. Life would be so much easier without all that "noise" and "sound".

I'm pleased for them after they went dead silent when Salah shanked a shot to the corner flag then responded to Wilson bringing the ball down by saying "did he mean it?". Normal service is resumed.

St. Maximum Do doo be-do-do St. Maximum Do do-do do St. Maximum Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

Simultaneously improving both us and the Saudi league. I like it.

A certain U. User wishes to put himself forward as the ideal manager for this task

Conevid-19

SaudisDirect.com@StJamesPark

The irony is that getting his name right would have fit the original better

Wu aal piss an shite the same. (Copiously.)

Depends on whether the arrangements have taken you into account or not. We went to a vegan restaurant for this year's "Christmas" (November) dinner to placate some of the more militant members of the office fraternity and two of the buggers didn't even turn up.

Don't go giving @The Fish any ideas now.

T'riggered

PARDON?

I've got nothing against self-hating gays, I just don't see why they have to do it in public.

At least they're being reasonably up front about this, i.e. they're doing what it takes to stop Johnson from being the big bad man who cancelled Christmas twice, even if it results in a January lockdown.

Imagine if we had a thing called consequences.

I read that as "skilled pensioner" at first and thought, okay, this is going to need its own thread

Why d'you think I gave up...

Aye, similar story here - better half has just been down to the local centre to see if he could get a walk-in (he's got an appointment later in the week anyway, but figured he might as well try and get as much protection as possible before Christmas) and the walk-in queue had easily 100 people in it, but appointments were going straight to the front.

"Invade a rack?"

Just had my first close encounter with a masker-vs.-nonmasker fight at the supermarket. They were already at it when I came along. Couple of punches thrown, thought it was going to get a bit stabby for a while (Lewisham innit) but security eventually waddled over and did their job. Fun times.