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Aye, it needs to at least be between Newcastle and General or none of the plebs will see it.

"Freedom Phall" tbh.

She had every reason to be suspicious

Blatter actually played as a centre-forward for the mighty FC Visp. The Viduka of Swiss football tbh. 145847[/snapback] Thats nowt. Alex plays five-a-side twice a week at Eldon Leisure, man! 146155[/snapback] *mon

Making this a fine excuse to resurrect this link: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000070S...-2580061?n=5174

Poor buggers, they bought a couple of Hasselhoff's singles in the early 90s and let him perform on the Wall and now they'll never shake him off

My heart's all a-flutter as to what'll happen next.

Talk about damning with faint praise

Busy. No time. To post. The same thing. Again and again.

Some of my favourite Balkan biscuit brands:

That'd be class, some spawny director comes out with a far superior version a couple of months after the original. The ultimate two-finger salute

New Fat Prick and Kai Fat Prick?! I feel strangely compelled to place an order...

tbh.

You were definitely the first person I ever heard mention them 145907[/snapback] Aww, lookit that, I'm officially credible. Voddy and coke or a big girly cocktail for that lady at the next pissup! 145919[/snapback] Your Eurovision fixation scuppers any chance you might've had of credibility I'm afraid. 145921[/snapback] That's why I like having Danny around here, he makes me look like a collector of limited-edition Fall vinyl by comparison

You were definitely the first person I ever heard mention them 145907[/snapback] Aww, lookit that, I'm officially credible. Voddy and coke or a big girly cocktail for that lady at the next pissup!

And 95% right arm muscle.

It wouldn't be a recent World Cup without the injustice/hilarity of several entirely bizarre red cards though. Blatter's simply thinking of the fans!

"I'm afraid I was very, very drunk..."

you're not alone 145699[/snapback] I think someones already flagged this up tbh. 145781[/snapback] That's fairly standard on this place.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/5052920.stm Bit of a bugger for all those clubs who succumbed to the out-of-town white elephant model in the 90s mind...

"You've got to stop writing on my arms after sex, Ashley."

I'm half-Swedish and thoroughly sick of Sweden getting drawn in the same group as England for these kind of things. It's family tension-tastic.

I read the title completely wrong and thought it was going to be about the guy standing on an England flag while doing some Vanilla Ice-esque freestyling

I like Turkey. It's proper aggressive, the players practically spit the words out when they sing it.

should be aware that I've only just spotted this: