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Bet that's Brock's new wallpaper. Incidentally, anyone know who the shearer9.com webmaster is?

A couple of weeks ago I'd have said "at least Daz knows he's rubbish", but now I'm not at all sure....

Vanilla? About a year ago I found it on a 'Best of 95' tape of something. I couldn't beleive just how awful it was. 135784[/snapback] That's the one. It's truly, truly terrible - the arse-end of what record companies thought they could get away with in the wake of the Spice Girls. There's one thing worse, though, and that's the video. Recorded at an exclusive pool in, um, South London no less. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cpI9K4CEIM...0Way%20No%20Way

Wow, he's a hottie!

No way no way. Mah nah mah nah. No way no way. Mah nah mah nah. No way no way. Not today. No way no way. Don't get fresh with me.

Allow me to pre-empt. 134995[/snapback] If my only contribution to the old forum was the introduction this picture, i consider it a worthy one 135497[/snapback] What annoys me about this picture is that everytime its posted people keep quoting it so it appears time and time again, well its disgusting and its got to stop! 135571[/snapback] Dirty bummers, castrate them. 135573[/snapback] Stop it, you're making the pic appear again! 135574[/snapback] So are you! 135586[/snapback] I never realised my post would have such far-reaching effects. Thank you very much, Sonatine!

thanks very much, was only helping hopefully you'll be referred to the VD clinic..... 135526[/snapback] If SMO's much-documented exploits are all true, I really don't understand how he isn't skanked-up beyond belief. Must just be pure luck.

...if I'm not mistaken, there's been no thread about the Asian special constable who was murdered the other night? What am I missing?

I can't wait to get thoroughly civil partnershipped. I'd absolutely want my and his friends to be there, of course - but there's no reason they should be there for the ceremony itself, which by its very nature is always going to be fairly standard legal fare. Get the immediate family in to witness and then head out in the evening and party in a far more sensible environment! I can't think of any better way of expressing my love to someone really. After all, if they want something that's going to be indicative of the next best-part-of-hundred years together, we could just as easily stay at home and watch QI on UK Gold with a bottle of corner-shop plonk... As for this weekend, was out this night with a bunch of mates including my absolute AllTimeFantasyCrush from ages 13 to 17 or thereabouts. Yaaack.

But on the positive side, if you do that then they'll all be able to vote for each other at Eurovision for years to come.

Allow me to pre-empt.

A tragic tale.

Pssht. I'm far too busy getting acquainted with this: 134898[/snapback] Christ you've not changed have you. Well apart from taking it up the wrong un' like. 134957[/snapback] Not much has changed there either, you just didn't know about it

You get a liger, shirley?

Sounds like every Michael Crichton book ever, it's an insult calling them "novels" really...

Pssht. I'm far too busy getting acquainted with this:

Therapy? - One Cure Fits All

The original Bible had a first page that read "Any similarity to actual events or persons is purely coincidental" 134462[/snapback] Any similarity to a joke from series 2 of Red Dwarf is purely coincidental. 134463[/snapback] and wasn't it dedicated to: My darling Candy.... 134768[/snapback] That's it.

Bet you love it in the bullseye! 134465[/snapback] Not with anything that sharp

The original Bible had a first page that read "Any similarity to actual events or persons is purely coincidental" 134462[/snapback] Any similarity to a joke from series 2 of Red Dwarf is purely coincidental.

Not convinced, to be honest. It's all a bit knowing and ironic (and the contestants are shite at darts!).

Gemmill = pwned by a 12-year-old

is sadly better at Set Games than I.

FA Cup 13/5 Eurovision 20/5