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Well at least it's not all bad news for them.

At home while doing the housework and hoovering, and no I'm not going to stop moaning about it.

Bet Jimbo was an expert at the old 100 metres joystick-waggle.

Gotta love ITV. "Remember Rene Higuita, the man who did the scorpion kick against England at Wembley?" No, I remember him for having stupid girly hair and for making a right twat of himself at that competition that's going on right now, you know, the World Cup. But go ahead, get another England reference in there - there won't be enough today as it is... ... I may be a little over-sensitive today.

Does the Dizzy series count? Fantasy World Dizzy was eggtastic!

If it gets people down on their knees in front of me, I'm not complaining.

Well I'll be watching the game while tidying the house and hoovering. Bloody ungrateful friends turning up for the weekend on the night of an England match. Might be for the best, though - I confidently predict a dull 2-0 victory.

does the phrase "because they don't want to" spring to mind 149067[/snapback] Why you gotta play that song so loud? 149078[/snapback] Because the insidious left-wing media Muslim propaganda machine tells us to! Because the insidious left-wing media Muslim propaganda machine tells us to!

do-gooder 149033[/snapback] *kicks a puppy* Ha!

And what would you know with your Fancy Dan ideas?

Anyone watching the highlights on BBC just now? Ray Stubbs was yattering away in the BBC studio by the Brandenburg Gate when a familiar chant started up in the background, clear as day... "We hate Sunlun and we hate Sunlun, we hate Sunlun and we hate Sunlun..."

It's difficult to know how to react when someone's being so bloody-minded, particularly since he's admitted that he wants your bottom. I'm actually a bit jealous.

What the fuck was that?

Aragones even looks like a bitter old racist, doesn't he? He's just the type you'd get down your local, nursing a half of stout all night and grumbling about the free televisions they doled out to that coloured family down the road.

Leazes had to put down Renton's "medical qualifications", he was laughing that much.

Aye, I knew what you meant.

How exactly do you medicate a paedophile? 2 aspirin a day arent going to stop him wanting to have sex with children. Cutting his cock off however . . . . . ...is still going to make him perfectly capable of abusing children.

And Renton is the innocent party...as always, because he's got a medical qualification and so he knows everything about everything ... 148702[/snapback] Howay man, this is getting daft now. He readily admitted pages and pages ago that he doesn't claim to have the answers to everything and that his academic experience only stretches to knowledge in medical and related fields, so where you're getting all this from I've no idea. All this "Pleeeeease, Renton, look at me!!!" stuff reminds me of the weedy kids at school who'd rather get beaten up than ignored because at least then somebody's noticed them. Or maybe you just want his bottom.

As you've so ably demonstrated by asking him about his qualifications repeatedly then mentioning them disparagingly in almost every post since in a playground attempt to draw him into a response. Aye, you really don't care. Because your views on most things tend to be at opposite ends of the spectrum. There you go, honey, that wasn't difficult was it? 148691[/snapback] divvent call me honey, I might get worried about you 148699[/snapback] About me or my taste in men?

Don't know mind, given the state of the trains...

As you've so ably demonstrated by asking him about his qualifications repeatedly then mentioning them disparagingly in almost every post since in a playground attempt to draw him into a response. Aye, you really don't care. Because your views on most things tend to be at opposite ends of the spectrum. There you go, honey, that wasn't difficult was it?

It's always traditionally been Sweden because of family ties, but christ they look boring this time round. Which helps. I wouldn't mind Ghana doing well, the local high street would go mental. Ahh London.

The only one laughing will be the successful suicide bomber. 148358[/snapback] Who would subsequently be executed, if there were any justice in this world. 148360[/snapback] But there'd be nobody left to execute him. You couldn't make it up!