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So you can link to pics from otherwise unlinkable sites like Geocities I s'pose...

The sell Bild in Brockley? 154332[/snapback] No, but the Internet's just about reached here.

True, now that Australia are playing in the Asian groups, I think it would be a fine idea to give Oceania an automatic qualification spot.

The ever-classy Bild tabloid has a list of "33 things to do on a football-free day" to help its readers cope. The first one is "look to see if your wife's still there"....

On telly? 154202[/snapback] Breakpoint Mountain

Proper Gosforth posho, you. 154201[/snapback] I was breastfed strawberries and cream, me. Hm...

The crap pub quiz I go to every Wednesday is off this week an' arl. Scandalous.

Love watching tennis live, though less so on the telly. Used to get myself down to the tournament at Jesmond every summer and work as a steward. Tenner a day and scran vouchers for getting a tan, watching plenty of tour-quality tennis and telling posh gits to shut up. Superb.

We'll get Danny to bite your ankles.

Toon R. Aider posted this poem to a Newcastle United forum. That very evening, her house was attacked by a gang of pasty-faced net-heads brandishing mallets!

But Brockley is such a lovely pocket of green... scummers to the left of me, Lewisham to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with 17 fried chicken shops or something

You, Mr Avenger, are a prick. I will not look upon Hove as favourably next time I am passing through on my way to Brighton. 153463[/snapback] Just so long as you give Brockley a wave! 153465[/snapback] Who is Brockley? 153468[/snapback] It's a place. (And a vegetable.) 153469[/snapback] I dont wish to be nitty, but what sort of route from Southampton to Brighton goes past Brockley? 153470[/snapback] I thought yer man Steve was in Norf Lahndan these days. Granted, he'd probably still go out of Victoria, so...

You, Mr Avenger, are a prick. I will not look upon Hove as favourably next time I am passing through on my way to Brighton. 153463[/snapback] Just so long as you give Brockley a wave! 153465[/snapback] Who is Brockley? 153468[/snapback] It's a place. (And a vegetable.)

You, Mr Avenger, are a prick. I will not look upon Hove as favourably next time I am passing through on my way to Brighton. 153463[/snapback] Just so long as you give Brockley a wave!

I thought it was somewhere between the two. One of those sounds we don't really have in English (except possibly in Inebriated Glaswegian).

I always wonder how people have the time to watch football from various European leagues and become mini-experts on player X, Y and Z. When do they ever find a moment to do important things like posting on here?

9) Has heard of Newcastle so would be a Geordie addition to the Geordie ranks of Geordie players making the Geordie nation Geordietastically Geordie-proud!

Released on bail tbh.

Ultrasound - Stay Young

Oo, missed this through general weekend offline-ness. Happy b'day Jill

Can you bring him to a piss up! 153246[/snapback] Or at the very least buy him a T-shirt...

And to think I only helped her cheat in a French oral... and not in a remotely dodgy way, either. What a deprived childhood I led.

1-0 to each of the Europeans. Quel thrillâge.

Never mind that, what about: