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At what point do these people, who have clearly been radicalised, fall under terrorism legislation? Genuine question.

Then you'll be a happy zappy Jappy chappy. [/CraigCharles]

In which Killer's house is everything you'd hope it to be https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/features/brian-kilcline-interview/

Since we're doing dad jokes anyway...

With a vengeance

I've got a tight chest but that's because I'm a bit asthmatic and the mother-in-law is a chain smoker who won't open the window even a crack. Meanwhile, her brother walked in earlier and said hello with a cheery "I've got a runny nose, it's probably Omnicrom!". Scenes from a Lincolnshire Christmas, there.

Well, he was until the third lockdown.

Fist once "knew" a lass called Juanita Who kept his house tidy and neater She cleaned kitchen and bed But one look at his shed Was all that it took to defeat her

At least Dishy Rishi is shaking the magic money tree for hospitality and the arts.

Ouch

I'm glad we have so many wise souls on here because I've got nothing useful to say. So sorry to hear what you're going through, Renton. Don't stop talking about it, sometimes venting is all we've got.

FYP

Deckhid.

It's qwhite easy to work out.

Daft bastard

[fade to black] On a river where they use the gravy boats...

State of it, honestly

This seems absolutely fine in a country where MPs get murdered by radicalised nutjobs every so often.

Normal country

Decent start to the chart week...

He's got more England caps than Jack Charlton, Nat Lofthouse or Nobby Stiles.