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Whaddaya mean there's no ice? I have to drink this cwoffee hat?!

Slept OK, just didn't get to bed till 3 and had to be up at 7. Gaah.

Your beatiful Your beatiful Your beatiful, its tro I saw you're fayce In a krauted plaice And I dont no what to due

I'm so trained in the ways of the po-faced Jorman recycling culture that I actually take fabric shopping bags with me to Tesco. You don't half get some strange looks.

Speaking of avatars, so long Roger Milla, Alf's back!

Surely "thought showers" is un-PC against forum members who like to bathe in their overnight sweat all day?

My former bosses in Mainz, a husband-and-wife team of supreme ugliness, used buzzwords like there was no tomorrow. "Mind dump" was a particularly gruesome one.

I was in Nottingham for the first time at the weekend. The walk from the station to the bus stop just past Market Square (or whatever it's called) at 10-ish on Friday night was seriously muntertastic.

Rob knocked up a working prototype when he was on a coffee break from curing smallpox. 161535[/snapback] Then Paula Radcliffe came along and stamped on it. Bitch.

Too hotzarella salad for lunch to be eating mozzarella salad for lunch, but I'm going to do it anyway. Rock tbh.

Pulled a muscle in his voicebox, during a particularly vigorous spot of self-abuse. 161435[/snapback] What on earth was he abusing at the time? 161436[/snapback] Is he one of these lucky people who have the good fortune to be double jointed and well enough endowed to....... 161459[/snapback] You gonna come along to one of these sometime then Renton? Be nice to meet you tbh. And Gemmill's just a big pussy cat really. 161480[/snapback] Buries his own shit, you mean? 161482[/snapback] Licks himself clean. Before bed and first thing in the morning.

Just a shame about the armpits...

Pulled a muscle in his voicebox, during a particularly vigorous spot of self-abuse. 161435[/snapback] What on earth was he abusing at the time?

My dad. Could clearly beat up your dad tbh.

I bet things like that make him wonder why he bothered to invent powered flight in the first place. 161375[/snapback] And you'd think he'd be a little more understanding about Tour de France drug fiends given his key consultational role in the development of the wheel.

Aye, last night was OK. Mind you, every window in this place has been open for about 48 hours now.

luque, no estaras en el primer equipo por el primer partido de la temporada contra Wigan. Eso ha dicho Alan Oliver, un periodista de mierda. now he can read it and understand. 161109[/snapback] What's "un periodista de mierda"? Nothing uncomplimentary I hope! 161111[/snapback] I'm no Spanish-speaker, but at a guess I'd say it's along the lines of "piece-o'-shit journo hack"

One good thing about the post-EU-expansion influx of Poles is that all the corner shops round here have some excellent dark/rye/wholegrain bread now, and pretty cheap too.

Michelle - Wer Liebe lebt

Only a gay man would go to that much trouble for a sarnie. 160988[/snapback] Wey what are you saying about our Craig like? Five minutes in the preparation, two minutes in the munching. You may have a point actually.

hallelujah, hallelujah. 160980[/snapback] Ta.

I don't know if they're necessarily godlike, but the mozzarella, tomato, basil and balsamic vinegar half-rye toasties I'm about to whip up for lunch are surely worth a couple of hallelujahs.

Aye, fuck you, but have a great time an' all.

Russ Abbot - Atmosphere. ...followed swiftly by Architecture In Helsinki - It'5!