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Ah knaa. I don't mind as I've still got loads to do, but all the same

My point exactly. All of the benefits but non of the challenges. 162735[/snapback] Nice work if you can get it though. If you were earning less for wanting an easier life, then fair enough, that'd be a mite lazy.

Having just completed my third year at university, my non-medical friends are now faced with the prospect of deciding what they want to do with their lives. A fair few of them want to be teachers, which privately I suspect this to be due to them not really having any other ideas. 162705[/snapback] It was always my safety net if I failed to get a proper job. 162707[/snapback] Me too. And, frankly, my constant motivation for doing so. I mean, can you imagine?

"We are gathered here today to remember the life of Fred Bloggs, a man who deferred success until past his dying day." I like it. Accounting-speak meets real life for once.

Windsurfing off the Australian coast on the back of a CROCODILE

your kidding right? he looks like an extra from adam ants 'stand and deliver' video! 162554[/snapback] I did qualify my statement with an "occasionally"

He's a twat and he looks it. Occasionally peddles a decent line in stupid-but-vaguely-stylish clothes though.

Eh? 162218[/snapback] Aah 162223[/snapback] Light dawns on baldy head. 162224[/snapback] Sorry Alex. I'm superbly bored today.

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"...rather that it was considered a no"? That makes no sense, man!

I wouldn't want it to be 36 degrees in winter either though.

Any self-respecting fan would peel a label off a bottle and Pritt-Stick it on themselves tbh.

I think I'm having a PMT fortnight

Rob doesn't deal in proof - he just knows

"Your home is insured. Your car is insured. Even your pet is insured. But what about your children????" Fuck's sake.

I fucking hate people who applaud themselves on game shows, too.

Do furniture and computer companies really think people are so retarded that they'll hear a product's price described as "only three nine nine" and think to themselves "ooh, that's three single figures, that's not much money at all!"? I swear I even heard £199.99 described as "only one nine nine nine nine" the other day. I fucking hate adverts.

I'm saving some of this heat in a bottle for winter. Genius tbh.

'ELL YIS.

Whaddaya mean there's no ice? I have to drink this cwoffee hat?!

Slept OK, just didn't get to bed till 3 and had to be up at 7. Gaah.

Your beatiful Your beatiful Your beatiful, its tro I saw you're fayce In a krauted plaice And I dont no what to due

I'm so trained in the ways of the po-faced Jorman recycling culture that I actually take fabric shopping bags with me to Tesco. You don't half get some strange looks.

Speaking of avatars, so long Roger Milla, Alf's back!