Meenzer

Meenza. How underwhelming.

Aye, they used to put it on in one of the pubs on campus with the sound off.

Howay man, he's got to be coherent enough to say "Melquiades" at the end! ...no pressure like

Newcastle Chairman In "Owen Is A Tool" Shocker!

Yep. It was class, blatantly fabricated genre charts and pop-up info boxes and all.

You blatantly fancy him like 151661[/snapback] Pfff. He'd be at least 4th or 5th in the queue.

Mind, there's this fella called Shearer who's already over in Germany.....

Nice of you to say so, Sven. I wonder what fee Ecuador would get from the other FAs for including a clogger in their starting XI with the sole task of crippling Rooney...

The Identikit Guitar Band Show tbh (in my channel-hopping experience at least)

Spain-Argentina final then?

Or possibly the blogger who wrote "With his Romany curls, dreamy doe eyes and long, possibly false, eyelashes, he looks as if he should be a bad romantic poet rather than a footballer."

Dunno. Maybe his hair stylist.

Hargreaves Posh Zucker Henderson-Thynne Tweedy McLoughlin tbh. If you're going to go out, do it comically. (Hargreaves can stay.)

Sounds doomy. I'm expecting a 10-second pause followed by "....and DIE!"

Is that "Freya" to rhyme with "Gayer"? Congrats mate.

Ginga!

Well at least one good thing's come out of last night - the BBC and ITV might finally shut up about how plucky and brave Trinidad and Tobago have been. No goals in 270 minutes, four conceded and shite-all to show for their efforts. Now fuck off back to League Two.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5099894.stm Probably outstayed its welcome, but this story's enough to earn a mini-sob from me for the glory days of the 80s all the same.

In-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in the 21st century, it was Christians. Chr-chr-chr-chr-christians.

"Muhammed (spelling mistake?)" Like that's the only spelling mistake they have to worry about... </mindless pedantry>

Council in stripe colour mix-up shocker

Good ball skills? 151050[/snapback] Well she is Swedish...

Ebay perhaps? 151055[/snapback] That's a thought!

Gazza bought me a pint in the Rupali when I was 9.