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Kerbdog - End Of Green And suddenly I'm 14 again. What an unexpected side-effect.

Leazes was a complete bell end, good riddance to the stupid cunt. 157063[/snapback] Really, no need for that. 157064[/snapback]

Not if they're battered.

Combined with the criminal offence of changing his quote (not, as he seemed to think, the original post) for comedic effect. Mocking the afflicted tbh. Unforgivable.

The local Chinese and ScumFriedChicken emporiums have special lunchtime offers, but not the Indian. Scandalous tbh.

Breaks Co-Op - The Otherside

Eats, Shoots and Leazes?

Anyone who eats at Nandos is tacitly condoning the Portuguese diving and cheating at the World Cup and officially hates the game of football. FACTIMÃO

Living next door to Mancini apparantly. 156873[/snapback] Mancini? Who the fuck is Mancini?

No wonder the restaurant is rotten with a name like that. I bet they don't serve food after 9 either.

that Italian place next to the Punch Bowl along Jesmond Road 156787[/snapback] Ta. I reckon he took a skeppy at their inferior vintage of Château Lafite Rothschild and they chucked him out.

What kind of restaurant stops serving at 9?!

Isn't that the Gosforth Park Hotel then?

You rang my bell?

I got you a fish cake too!

We need a webcast.

it does mean your alcohol tolerance is shot to hell though..... 156433[/snapback] ho, ho , ho - you wish 156537[/snapback] SANTA!!! I want a Bike and a Fireguard and a Monacle and a Frying pan and a Potato and a Garden centre and a Disused warehouse and a Superpower and an Armadillo and a Quark and a West Side story dvd and an Epistology book and a Ringworm and a Tryst and a Zinfandel and X-Ray vision and a Concubine and a Vestibule and a Nine inch Nails murder kit and a Haribo factory and a Jalapeno pepper and a Killing spree and a Liger and an Indigenous People to call my own and a Unicycle and a Yacht. 156594[/snapback]

Could have had a Jap's eye out tbh

600+ votes for Scott Carson.

Metalwork O-level? A night class in IT literacy? A Media Studies degree? Do tell!

Only the third stanza ("Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit...") is protected as the proper national anthem and sung on official occasions these days - the "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles..." stanza variously fell out of use/was banned/etc. after WW2, more because of what it was associated with than its content (the aforementioned line being less inflammatory than it initially sounds to the foreign ear). So he's not totally wrong, insofar as "Deutschland..." is still the first stanza of the original song - but it's most definitely not part of the anthem. I reckon you can safely claim those Aussie pesos!

Happy Girthday!

You sell winks to kiddies? Porvort!

Superb game. Nice to have something to actively enjoy for once!