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General Hospital. Nee-naw!

Did somebody mention Swindy? New Cross Gate.

Cushioned seats?

Mind, I wasn't going to join the AA, but that £10 Marks & Spencer voucher has just swung it.

Neil Diamond - 12 Songs Surprisingly lurvely.

I have very little to get agitated about at work today, so I'm having to find external sources of frustration

Fucking "cute" cat food adverts. "Serengeti" and "slinky" don't even rhyme, and you've only given the cat the highly improbable name of "Trinity" so it'll rhyme with "vicinity". Fuckers.

Then he complained about the kids being childish afterwards 167507[/snapback]

Beatles - Komm gib mir deine Hand

Never mind, you were a ledge for the Archibald team at least.

Was she fit? 167421[/snapback] Doubt it if she couldn't even hold on to a branch for a few minutes

ought to be aware that, at London prices, Wetherspoons is about all I can ever stretch to In all seriousness though, whenever I've been eating out in central London it's always been with a big group, and GroupThink tends to equal Generic Chain Restaurant - ergo numerous visits to Caffe Uno, Pizza Express or Strada, and not much in the way of actual local fare. Whereabouts are you staying? (I'm not saying that'll help, but...)

Today I will be translating a piece about a legal dispute over the delivery of herrings. This must be a Monday.

should know I charge extra for special requests

had better pop in to the Meenzer love shack and say hello

Off to the athletics at Crystal Palace tonight, then a Thames boat ride tomorrow. Dodge the toxic fumes!

Who is whey yu knaa anyway? Bastid.

I take back what I said, apparently they do have an airport but it appears to average something like 300 flights a year. I guess people will be flying into Riga after all...

Oh, and we seem to be away first leg, which is canny.

It's on the coast, it has an airport, and it hosted the Latvian national final for Eurovision in 2003. That's about the full extent of my knowledge.

The "sermon" at the wedding I went to a few weekends back was given by one of those types. He rattled on about the happy couple learning to understand each other's laaaanguage of loooove for about 10 minutes - which apparently boils down to the groom not playing Playstation every night and the bride telling him how great his work is - then raised his eyes to the heavens, summoned down a beatific smile and somehow managed to tie it all in with "living for God just like Jesus did". Fiiine...

If I wasn't scared before...

God created evolution. Easy.

True, it's easier to pin a dog down whenever you feel the urge...

HTL wants EVERYONE hanged... or burnt... or stoned to death........... a REAL conservative that lad..... 165915[/snapback] In the "chopping people's limbs off and conserving them in bottles" sense?