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Set up a "People who think people are idiots" party and you'd get tons of support, largely from people who don't realise it applies to them...

Not at all sure if that kind of archive would be available online, since I presume (possibly incorrectly if the above headlines are anything to go by ) that it'd only have been reported locally. I'm sure you've tried chucking your name and the place name(s) into Google - failing that I reckon I'll have to pass this one over to Isegrim who, being involved in the law side of things, might just know a thing or two about news archives and the like...

It'll piiss all over the PS3.

Seems to display them ordered by last post in the thread... unless I'm being spectacularly dense, which is entirely possible.

But your parents still let me play with you (not that way!) at your house for years, it's nee wonder you turned out to be a sausage fancier. 193544[/snapback] Aye, they were always a little naive. "What creaking noises? We were just... wrestling" 193547[/snapback] And I always won, are you still as submissive? 193568[/snapback] Versatile in every way, I'll have you know!

But your parents still let me play with you (not that way!) at your house for years, it's nee wonder you turned out to be a sausage fancier. 193544[/snapback] Aye, they were always a little naive. "What creaking noises? We were just... wrestling"

bless you 193535[/snapback]

He was like this at first school man, half the parents had restraining orders taken out...

I like the idea that you expected your kids to come back from school one day at age 8 or 9 and say "reet, dad, that's me done"

Henning Mankell?

I see that chayton is lurking again. Clearly up to no good.

It's normal procedure these days for any club that averages a top-five finish, not like in the pre-1992 days before any of you were born when our team was a bunch of amputees and malnourished orphans on 27p a week.

Recently finished Coupland's "Jpod". Spectacularly disappointing, particularly if you've read "Microserfs". Now busy attacking James Wood's "The Book Against God", which is heavy enough to require being approached in bite-size chunks, but despite stealing a scenario about faking male orgasm from an episode of Friends (ffs) it's pretty rewarding.

...and asks if he can feel your pain?

Perv 193439[/snapback] Smooth talker

May I feel your pain?

A nibble on my ham and pineapple at least?

I can let you feel a proud man before bed if you like. ...now even I can't believe I said that.

Lawnmower Deth - Seventh Church Of The Apocalyptic Lawnmower (Skank Mix)

A Kna man, I was gonna make a joke when he replied, but you've ruined it now. 193429[/snapback] I'll delete if you do.

Even your average bender likes a good pizza. Usually girly toppings like ham and pineapple, mind.

Ah well.

A friend made it for me and she's obsessed with Brokeback Mountain. 193271[/snapback] So that's Brock on Brock action? 193272[/snapback] RadgPorn!