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Tad from Neighbours, obviously.

*quick popper fix* But I can dance like John Travolta!!

It's "Sie liebt dich", which sounds dubious enough to the untrained ear, particularly if you know that they mastered their trade on the Reeperbahn in Hamburg...

Cleaner

Don't know if it quite qualifies as a saying, but it seems to have become acceptable to say "as far as..." followed by a noun without then finishing the sentence with "...is concerned". But it make-a no sense!

Cover letter should be standard really, if you can't be bothered to use it as an opportunity to reply directly to the specifications of the job ad then why should they be bothered to spend time interviewing you?

Part of the problem with the learning-to-drive experience is that examiners can be highly erratic. I don't move my head when checking the rear view mirror, largely because I don't need to, but a mechanic friend told me beforehand that the frame of my glasses would probably obscure the examiner's line of vision to my eyes, so it'd be worth making exaggerated movements just to make sure that he knew I was checking my mirrors properly. I had no intention of making a twat of myself like that, but within the first 10 minutes of my test I could see he'd already given me a few minor marks for mirror use when I'd been doing everything right, so I started jerking my head back like Joey fucking Deacon every time and voilà - no more minor marks.

And as he bent over along came rover and gave him a bone of his own 168229[/snapback] Wouldn't have minded, at least it'd have wasted a few minutes

Took loads of lessons then somehow passed first time, despite running over a brick during my test and having to turn around at the next roundabout and get out of the car to retrieve the hubcap that had promptly popped off...

I've two on my nose, sadly not from great danger and adventure, but from tripping up outside a bowling alley when I was 7 and scraping my proboscis along the ground. Rah.

Herzlichen Glückwunsch

Glorious timing...

Rabid stray dog humped his leg at the Mallorca apartment complex tbh. EDIT: P.S. Welcome back Brockles

misunderstood DotBum's blatant come-on

smells of wee

OK, perhaps this "Photoshoped" non sequitur lark is getting a spot tedious now...

Photoshoped

prefers violaceous euphonia

has been poking around my jewellery cabinet

Poppers are rank, can't say I'm fond of their preponderance in the Ghey Scene either. Some people swear by them for the rush but I just reckon they’re shagging the wrong people and need to distract themselves from the shame of it all.

photo on his myspace was taken in 1998 tbh 167838[/snapback] And it's of his red-raw cock 167840[/snapback] You wish. 167841[/snapback] Still searching for it as we speak

photo on his myspace was taken in 1998 tbh 167838[/snapback] And it's of his red-raw cock

G'wan then.

is, it transpires, the reason my ears were burning just before.

Shut it, Craig.