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Did you get fucking soaked on the way back to it then get stuck in the traffic for Oasis at Knebworth on the way back too? What a fun day that was. 187145[/snapback] My old man got pulled over in North Yorkshire for "not driving equidistantly between the lines". It was that kind of day really.

Well if you insist. Kecks off, Daniel.

I went there for a day in 1994 while in Helsinki for the European Athletics. My friend over there insists that things have changed rather substantially since then (it was all quaint-but-quiet old squares and wizened ladies selling cheap tabs from roadside shacks), and I have no reason not to believe her, though I intend to remain sceptical purely because it winds her up. Happy to ask her for information if anyone's got anything specific they need to know, anyway...

Unless you eat it instead of a black forest gateau, or have someone leave it 6 miles away for you to find. 187254[/snapback] Or leave it till well past the mysterious "Saturday" in question, thus shedding a few pounds via a nasty case of gut-rot. Might improve the flavour though.

TV and film legend Mr. T yesterday expressed his dissatisfaction with referees' chief Keith Hackett, saying that... .....what?

I'm a rocket man myself.

Bah.

Celery 187179[/snapback] I know. Health kick.

...on this pack of celery from Tesco simply says "Saturday". Nice of them to be so specific.

True, it's a strange evolution, but I don't know of any lesbians who'd choose the word "gay" to describe themselves. I suppose it's become more aligned with male homosexuals as an adjective/noun and they like being all butch about it.

Why not just get a pint every day? 187147[/snapback] Family friend's a lazy old sod.

Sore boobie? 187110[/snapback] Sore back from carrying them 187112[/snapback] Wheelbarrow.

Sore boobie?

Good grief, you were obsessed with me last night weren't you? No wonder I could feel my cock burning...

Mind, "I've just shat myself on the bus" is a great excuse. They wouldn't order you to come in anyway, would they?

"I've just been sick in Marks & Spencer's." It's all in the detail.

He invented Rob W.

Assembled some IKEA furniture.

Jealous tbh. 186209[/snapback] That's right. 186210[/snapback] I wouldn't mind but I got there years ago. Certain ladies have a lot to learn when it comes to internet grooming technique.

You fucking mong, why would you want to do that? 185717[/snapback] Everything about Gemmill screams French A-level tbh. 185721[/snapback] I bet Gemmill was one of those lads like at our school when you had a choice of doing an extra lesson of PE a week (which was 5-aside every time) or Jorman, who chose Jorman. 185724[/snapback] But that meant voluntarily showering with other lads, and showering with other lads meant... ahh never mind.

I see the next ITV project on the horizon is a series called "Calum, Fran and Dangerous Danan". In a way I don't blame the lads for milking their "fame" for all it's worth, but where do I sign up for mass ITV viewer genocide?

all middle class kids (who else can afford the tickets?) driven there by mumsie in the 2nd 4WD TBH spend just HOURS getting on the "correct" gear for 3 days I understand some stay in HOTELS...................... 186392[/snapback] Rob man, when did you turn into LeazesMag?