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London's alreet, but then being sarf of the river I get to use overground trains rather than the Tube (particularly useful in summer). Buses are OK too. My experiences in Newcastle have always been OK, but then I'm a spoilt Gosforth boy and the High Street is stupidly well served for buses straight into town (meaning you can avoid the Metro, mercifully).

Thought this was going to be a thread about Muse.

You're just jealous because they never line up rows of pink zinfandel spritzers.

Glass or two of wine with a meal and a few beers whenever I'm out, couple of times a week I suppose. Not too bad but still well over the laughable recommended limits.

I woke up at 6 with a hay fever-related attack of the killer sinuses, returned to discover the bed had been colonised and have been grumping on the sofa ever since. Want to send some work my way?

Give him two years and he'll be learning Arabic on a BBC2 reality show.

All sounds a bit gay to me.

I'm not even supposed to BE here today.

Can't imagine what got you thinking that...

It's pure evil. Like bingeing on Tesco Value anything.

Waitrose is a middle-class woman with delusions of grandeur.

Aye, red wine's my usual tipple and I rarely have problems. Seems to help if I stick to the same one all night though.

Don McLean's "Vincent" would no doubt appeal to would-be unappreciated geniuses with an overblown sense of their own importance.

Pear Kopparberg's where it's at.

The Book of Velodronomy

Well I, for one, am relieved that £20 for a tube of pentapeptides doesn't constitute a "celebrity price".

You ever gonna spell his name right Rob? 171748[/snapback] Just call him "Cobblers" and be done with it

Vroom, vroom, vrooooooom! Just me then?

shut up and get back to work, you're not allowed a break until Wednesday, and this time its 15 minutes dont forget not the 17 you took last week. 171716[/snapback] *mumbles incomprehensible jibberish* walks to the coffee machine. 171719[/snapback] coffee machine??? who installed that shite???? Craig get rid of that now it only makes them want a toilet break 171720[/snapback] He only installed it so he's got something to pretend to repair when it breaks down. Bloody tech support types.

Drug test him tbh. 171694[/snapback] And his car.

Only after a good night.

Canny Wham song too

Plus his crap beard makes him look like my evil old boss in Mainz. It's very disturbing.

Only if they were actually in a horrible car crash. Now that I'd watch.

I'm stubborn as hell, even when I know fine well that I'm in the wrong. A perfect character trait for an Internet forum, but less practical in real life.