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....happy birthday mate

If Schumacher's a cheat then so was Senna. Maybe Schumi could die before the end of the season to help his reputation.

Admit it, you're just after cheap scran at Marco Polo's. Have a good 'un yourself

The Flashbulb - Red Extensions Of Me Electro-tastic. Loving it.

I reckon I'm done for the day, though I've probably jinxed myself now. Going to lie low and hope nobody notices me. I managed to draw £30 the other day after a few bevvies and walk away without actually taking the cash. Remarkably for Sarf Lahndan, it looks like nobody grabbed the money (or they all assumed it was some kind of Candid Camera setup), as my bank statement now has a mysterious £30 refund on it. Think I'll be a spot more careful in future though.

Fortunately there were a couple of smelly kids and retards in my P.E. class too, so it spread the abuse around a bit.

We spent an entire lesson early on in middle school making up mnemonics for the colours of the rainbow. Seriously lazy teaching now that I think about it. Anyway, Mrs. Bell didn't seem to appreciate my suggestion of "Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet", which I made on the grounds that I knew them off by heart already and having to learn a mnemonic would only confuse the issue. I was a right little shit sometimes. Do forward rolls in P.E. count as an academic achilles heel? I was fine with anything going backwards (f'nar etc., probably) but I remember I had a right mental block with the idea of willingly overbalancing towards the ground that was quite obviously in front of my face. No idea why.

This is already a good sign

Heard of them but never heard them. I should investigate really, the idea of any kind of vaguely interesting music coming out of Switzerland is already intruging...

My mates brother was a member but was kicked out shortly after their 15mins due to 'musical differences' 194621[/snapback] Don't tell me he was the great Schizo Rotary Sprintmaster? Legendary band like, they had more of an impact on my musical taste than they'll ever know 195023[/snapback] thats him 195147[/snapback] Bugger me, I'm actually borderline starstruck now

Mwah aussi.

It's even got a flash intro

unlikely ffs. He's been making a mockery of things here by signing up again and again and again and again. 195021[/snapback] Which is exactly why we should let him back. 195058[/snapback] That's like giving in to terrorists... 195060[/snapback] So you're happy for our tax money to be used to give him a house, a car, £2000 a week in benefits and the master key to our wimmin's chastity belts then? </leazes>

He was a right cock during his commentary on the England-Andorra game too. Kept saying "I don't want to disrespect the opposition, but..." then using the phrase as a carte blanche to do exactly that. For half a minute. Over and over again. With puns.

Radgi, you know i love you to bits. you know i'd do anything for you. would you do me the honour of being my wife? 195012[/snapback] I suppose it's only fair that if you propose to Radge, it's on the sauce...and to the wrong woman. 195015[/snapback] I admit to occasionally getting them confused on here, but that's bad...

My mates brother was a member but was kicked out shortly after their 15mins due to 'musical differences' 194621[/snapback] Don't tell me he was the great Schizo Rotary Sprintmaster? Legendary band like, they had more of an impact on my musical taste than they'll ever know

You looked that up! 194782[/snapback] Nope, knew it the other way round. Vital pub quiz knowledge.

I know they're doing better than us at the moment but howay man, you fickle bastard! 194705[/snapback] Sussed. Seriously though, how shite is our league schedule? I've been wanting to head home for a weekend for a while now but only had the Fulham and Everton games to choose from between the first day of the season and mid-October. I suppose it's the same for most clubs what with the break for internationals, but still...

I've never met a real-life pogonophobe before. What an honour.

Was thinking about it, but I'm going to head up for the Everton game instead.

I do like "Verlt Vite Vepp" (German-style).

Am I the only one who actually does call the internet 't'internet' ? When I'm home or away, that's what I call it 194543[/snapback] Well it's certainly less daft than calling a web-based seminar a "webinar".

Just got an e-mail inviting me to a "webinar" on terminology research. There've been a lot of stupid words coined since t'internet took off, but surely that has to be one of the daftest...