Meenzer

God aye, 15-year-olds seem to think a bit of proto-goth eyeshadow is all it takes to hoodwink your average rock club bouncer. Worst thing is, they're absolutely right

Bloody nerds spoiling everything

Kid who cheers playground fights then scarpers as soon as a teacher comes along tbh.

"What the fuck's that? I'd best put me cock in it and see if it goes away..."

Smelle

All down south apparently, but we know that my great-granddad (a Yorkshireman) changed his surname to get away from a wee indiscretion he may or may not have committed, so he probably chose something he thought was claaarsy.

190957[/snapback] Babayaro has been Bernarded Shit! The FA will have to look into that! 190971[/snapback]

Where was SMO in all of this? 191470[/snapback] Going to all the same schools as me...

Weedy kid made good.

your dad and brother are terrorists? 191826[/snapback] I bloody hate Christmas markets. They are totally packed with mentally retarded people who are gethering together in front of stands selling trumpery of absolutely no usage and worth. Annoyning Christmas songs all over the place and the average walking speed is 5 meters per hour. I don't set a foot into town when it is, thankfully where I live they only do it on one extended weekend and not over several weeks as in other towns. 191839[/snapback] Best vocabulary choice ever.

Can't imagine I'll be back until a couple of days before, but if something does happen on the 23rd then maybe, just maybe...

Never heard any of this artist/band? What type of music is it please anyone? 189185[/snapback] His Welcome to Illinoise was offically the best CD of last year. ALBUM FACT! Pianos, Flutes, Horns, Acoustics, Banjo's, a lovely voice, perfect harmonies, catchy tunes and some of the greatest track titles to ever grace a record. 189214[/snapback] sounds good, i'll have to have a listen. Anything like the waterboys? 189260[/snapback] Not particularly, but I fancy you might like it all the same. It's all very nice in a non-grating kind of way, and since you're into Sigur Rós's prettier moments, there's probably some crossover there.

Photoshoped tbh, you can clearly see a spine

Don't need to look at the link to know that I am, hence all the celery of late. It's bloody inhuman.

Fucking hell, of all the nights for me to be offline and away from a TV...

Is there not always one who smells of piss and margarine there, too though. 188737[/snapback] Meenzer's never noticed it. 188749[/snapback] Says Mr. "Camomile tea smells of piss but I like it anyway" over there.

Is there not always one who smells of piss and margarine there, too though. 188737[/snapback] Fried potatoes and schnapps, but yeah.

Doing time for dd? 188708[/snapback] Worse - living in Germany 188715[/snapback] No cars in Germany 188718[/snapback] Aye, fantastic public transport though

Doing time for dd? 188708[/snapback] Worse - living in Germany

Did it once shortly after passing my test, just to a friend's and back after 3 or 4 drinks, and I was so alarmed by how much worse my perception and reaction times were that it put me off ever doing it again. Mind, I haven't driven for about 7 years now anyway.

Celery with no chicken salad. Dead nice low-fat Caesar dip though.

Wonder if you'd get in trouble for weeing on it

De Dodi Do, De Da Di Died.