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Inevitably: https://www.sweardle.com/

Sorry, I had this for dinner last night

"I'm not endorsing noncery, I'm just asking whether it's OK to be a nonce if you're thick."

We should let them sign him then trigger his release clause the next day.

That definitely can't be weaponised

If you sleep with someone in the belief that they're of legal age and haven't been trafficked, and it turns out that they're underage and have been trafficked, I think that one's on you, yes.

FYP

Well this thread is rapidly descending into

Even Ryanair piling into him.

Cowardly post that turned away from the ball.

And miss the chance for a long overdue Toontastic get-together?

Another fun little FM2006 Easter egg uncovered! If you add the Hungarian league with full detail, you can sign a 42-year-old Viktor Orban - yes, the actual fascist Hungarian leader, who used to play for his local club - and make him the scapegoat of your failing team.

And you get accused of whataboutery if you bring up any of this stuff. How are you meant to have a nuanced position on it then?

She's tweeted this week about all the players being linked with Newcastle and all the problems United are having. You'll like her.

It has just a hint of

A statement of intent in the best possible sense. Ambitious but not ridiculous. This is still all very weird.

I find that hard to swallow.

Celebratory banquet at the Jesmond Dene Hotel with a greying and confused Tranquillo Barnetta as a shirtless waiter