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Unless they're deep-fried. Hey, you could build that into your routine! I doubt anyone's observed the Scottish penchant for deep-frying stuff before...

White Zinfandel, one of them little boxes with a tap on it. That doesn't mean it's a One-Person Portion Pak, y'know...

1) Why do you keep saying that ALL our buys are panic buys? Was Owen a panic buy?? 2) Doug Ellis wouldn't have spent 15 million on two attacking players in the first place, never mind not having any money left over to shore up the defence (other than signing Bernard in a panic, but WAS OWEN A PANIC BUY???) Job done, Leazes, you can save your breath.

Who's Sam like? His Ethiopian spirit guide? Nah, mine. I've got a thing for fellas called Sam.

No for me too...

It was Moss Side back in the days when we sent our players down t' pit eight days a week and hacked off every other supporter's legs with a rusty chainsaw, you johnny-come-lately know-nowt.

True, a league where clubs consistently dominate the top of the table to the exclusion of all others must be higher in quality.

That's because you're shit at them though, isn't it? No, you fat cock! Your a numbers man. You still can't figure out what an autonymn is ffs! You must be the words man then, mongoloid? That was a test, you pedantic twat! As was "autonymn", I assume...

Well if that's the quality of your routine...

Forfar Four, Kevin Carr Five. Nice work sir.

The humour is in the bandwagon nature of it all, though, or rather the parody thereof. It's not like people don't realise what they're doing.

Well we want all the gossip. Or rather Sam does.

http://durrrrr.blogspot.com/ ?

Btw, how's your weight doing these days? He used to always have a note from mummy to get out of PE games. Although now I reckon the temptation of being around semi-naked males in the changers would have been too much for him. Forged most of them, and you're not far wrong actually. Still something of a podgy bastard, but I've just signed up at the gym they've opened up at the local college, so soon my gut will ROCK. I thought being slim was a mandatory requirement for gay people? There's a whole subculture of chubbies, bears and chasers that'd say otherwise...

Btw, how's your weight doing these days? He used to always have a note from mummy to get out of PE games. Although now I reckon the temptation of being around semi-naked males in the changers would have been too much for him. Forged most of them, and you're not far wrong actually. Still something of a podgy bastard, but I've just signed up at the gym they've opened up at the local college, so soon my gut will ROCK.

So spread your hands to one another, every sister, every brother... give flowers to a friend and promise, this time, peace will never end... Ismist tbh.

Terroristist.

Bobby isn't one, he's just curious. And not in a bi-curious way.

I wonder if soopafan veggies are allowed to swallow?

I'm putting £20 on Baby Spice to win 'Strictly Come Dancing'. Mug's game Quote the stats The table below shows the total number of NEOs known at selected dates. The most recent date at the top of the table is generally not the date the table was updated, but rather the discovery date of the most recently discovered NEO. This table is updated daily using discovery data published by the Minor Planet Center. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Date NEC Aten Apollo Amor PHA+18 PHA NEA+18 NEA NEO ---------- ---- ---- ------ ---- ------ ---- ------ ---- ---- 2006-09-16 57 331 2189 1614 162 794 839 4140 4197 2006-09-01 57 330 2181 1613 162 792 838 4130 4187 2006-08-01 57 328 2165 1600 161 788 837 4099 4156 2006-07-01 57 327 2154 1584 161 786 836 4071 4128 2006-06-01 57 326 2143 1571 161 783 836 4046 4103 2006-05-01 57 325 2114 1544 161 774 831 3988 4045 2006-04-01 57 321 2087 1529 161 764 829 3942 3999 2006-03-01 57 319 2071 1509 161 763 828 3904 3961 2006-02-01 57 316 2036 1492 161 755 825 3849 3906 2006-01-01 57 312 1979 1467 160 745 819 3763 3820 2005-12-01 57 302 1947 1446 159 733 815 3700 3757 2005-11-01 57 297 1905 1420 157 723 809 3627 3684 2005-10-01 57 289 1849 1380 155 710 795 3522 3579 2005-09-01 57 286 1815 1361 154 705 791 3466 3523 2005-08-01 57 283 1801 1344 154 699 788 3432 3489 2005-07-01 57 279 1782 1332 153 692 784 3397 3454 2005-06-01 57 275 1767 1312 153 688 779 3358 3415 2005-05-01 56 274 1751 1296 151 682 775 3325 3381 2005-04-01 56 268 1725 1278 150 670 770 3275 3331 2005-03-01 56 263 1685 1253 149 660 765 3205 3261 2005-02-01 56 262 1661 1246 148 655 761 3173 3229 2005-01-01 56 258 1637 1236 147 648 755 3135 3191 2004-12-01 55 249 1605 1216 147 640 746 3073 3128 2004-11-01 55 245 1585 1210 145 631 740 3043 3098 2004-10-01 54 238 1557 1202 143 620 737 3000 3054 2004-09-01 53 230 1519 1178 143 612 736 2930 2983 2004-08-01 53 226 1499 1156 142 605 732 2884 2937 2004-07-01 53 226 1493 1151 140 602 729 2873 2926 2004-06-01 53 223 1463 1138 139 591 725 2827 2880 2004-05-01 53 218 1444 1123 139 586 719 2787 2840 2004-04-01 53 215 1414 1111 135 575 712 2742 2795 2004-03-01 53 206 1378 1093 135 568 703 2679 2732 2004-02-01 52 204 1363 1086 134 563 702 2655 2707 2004-01-01 52 202 1329 1068 132 553 698 2601 2653 2003-12-01 52 196 1297 1056 129 539 690 2551 2603 2003-11-01 52 193 1275 1043 129 531 682 2513 2565 2003-10-01 52 188 1248 1021 129 522 679 2459 2511 2003-09-01 52 185 1228 988 127 513 671 2403 2455 2003-08-01 52 185 1216 975 123 508 666 2378 2430 2003-07-01 51 184 1209 966 123 506 663 2361 2412 2003-06-01 51 182 1193 955 123 501 657 2332 2383 2003-05-01 49 180 1179 949 122 499 654 2310 2359 2003-04-01 49 175 1159 937 122 492 648 2273 2322 2003-03-01 49 170 1140 926 122 485 644 2238 2287 2003-02-01 49 169 1120 920 122 479 638 2210 2259 2003-01-01 49 167 1093 903 121 469 631 2164 2213 2002-12-01 49 163 1066 883 121 467 627 2113 2162 2002-11-01 49 160 1051 866 120 461 622 2078 2127 2002-10-01 48 158 1027 842 118 454 611 2028 2076 2002-09-01 48 155 1007 823 116 448 599 1986 2034 2002-08-01 48 154 991 801 114 438 593 1947 1995 2002-07-01 47 152 982 795 113 432 587 1930 1977 2002-06-01 47 148 964 787 111 424 581 1900 1947 2002-05-01 47 144 946 776 110 415 569 1867 1914 2002-04-01 47 142 928 764 109 408 565 1835 1882 2002-03-01 47 136 901 751 106 398 559 1789 1836 2002-02-01 47 131 878 735 105 389 548 1745 1792 2002-01-01 47 124 844 712 105 376 533 1681 1728 2001-12-01 47 121 807 694 100 362 524 1623 1670 2001-11-01 45 120 779 679 98 354 516 1579 1624 2001-10-01 45 114 753 656 97 344 511 1524 1569 2001-09-01 45 110 724 623 94 332 495 1458 1503 2001-08-01 44 109 702 603 93 326 490 1415 1459 2001-07-01 43 108 697 590 93 325 486 1396 1439 2001-06-01 42 108 687 579 91 322 477 1375 1417 2001-05-01 41 107 675 568 89 315 469 1351 1392 2001-04-01 41 105 663 559 87 306 464 1328 1369 2001-03-01 41 101 648 545 85 297 455 1295 1336 2001-02-01 41 98 637 534 84 294 448 1270 1311 2001-01-01 41 94 622 525 83 291 443 1242 1283 2000-12-01 41 93 608 512 82 285 432 1214 1255 2000-11-01 41 90 583 496 81 282 422 1170 1211 2000-10-01 41 87 573 482 81 278 414 1143 1184 2000-09-01 41 81 555 456 80 272 405 1093 1134 2000-08-01 41 79 537 440 78 263 396 1057 1098 2000-07-01 41 77 532 431 76 260 385 1041 1082 2000-06-01 41 76 527 425 75 256 382 1029 1070 2000-05-01 41 76 514 411 75 251 375 1002 1043 2000-04-01 40 73 499 398 74 245 366 971 1011 2000-03-01 40 64 483 388 71 233 354 936 976 2000-02-01 40 62 466 377 70 222 345 906 946 2000-01-01 40 57 453 369 70 215 338 880 920 1999-12-01 40 56 443 360 68 207 329 860 900 1999-11-01 40 54 430 346 68 203 319 831 871 1999-10-01 40 54 414 332 67 198 313 801 841 1999-09-01 39 54 397 317 66 192 309 769 808 1999-08-01 39 54 397 315 66 192 308 767 806 1999-07-01 39 54 392 310 65 190 303 757 796 1999-06-01 39 51 385 300 64 185 300 737 776 1999-05-01 39 49 373 295 60 177 291 718 757 1999-04-01 39 48 360 288 59 173 282 697 736 1999-03-01 39 47 350 283 59 172 280 681 720 1999-02-01 39 47 340 278 58 169 276 666 705 1999-01-01 39 45 335 272 57 166 272 653 692 1998-12-01 39 41 325 263 57 162 263 630 669 1998-11-01 39 38 308 255 54 154 257 602 641 1998-10-01 39 36 303 249 54 152 253 589 628 1998-09-01 39 29 290 236 53 140 245 556 595 1998-08-01 39 29 280 225 51 133 239 535 574 1998-07-01 39 29 277 222 49 129 236 529 568 1998-06-01 39 29 271 215 48 127 232 516 555 1998-05-01 39 29 262 209 48 124 228 501 540 1998-04-01 39 27 254 200 48 117 226 482 521 1998-03-01 39 27 242 192 48 112 222 462 501 1998-02-01 39 26 238 192 47 110 221 456 495 1998-01-01 39 26 233 189 47 108 218 448 487 1997-01-01 39 22 204 169 44 97 203 395 434 1996-01-01 39 20 177 153 42 86 197 350 389 1995-01-01 39 19 163 136 41 83 187 318 357 1994-01-01 37 15 140 117 36 70 167 272 309 1993-01-01 37 13 117 101 34 64 152 231 268 1992-01-01 37 11 103 85 31 61 129 199 236 1991-01-01 35 9 76 74 26 49 110 159 194 1990-01-01 35 8 63 63 22 42 93 134 169 1980-01-01 32 3 27 23 13 17 46 53 85 1970-01-01 30 0 13 14 8 10 24 27 57 1960-01-01 29 0 10 10 7 8 18 20 49 1950-01-01 29 0 7 6 4 5 12 13 42 1940-01-01 25 0 3 6 2 3 8 9 34 1930-01-01 24 0 0 5 0 0 5 5 29 1920-01-01 22 0 0 3 0 0 3 3 25 1910-01-01 21 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 22 1900-01-01 19 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 20 Note: "NEC" are Near-Earth comets. "PHA+18" and "NEA+18" are PHAs and NEAs with H <= 18.0. In rough terms, a Near-Earth asteroid with an absolute magnitude (H) of 18.0 or brighter will have a diameter of one kilometer or larger.

I'm putting £20 on Baby Spice to win 'Strictly Come Dancing'. Mug's game

Mind, it makes various family members a decent wodge of cash every time they spill the beans to the tabloids. Canny little industry that.

There's nowt stopping you from going to the Vatican, son. If Allah loved you enough he'd put on a charter plane for you. Unlikely to reach its intended destination tbh.

There's nowt stopping you from going to the Vatican, son. If Allah loved you enough he'd put on a charter plane for you.