Meenzer

Bit like the bloke from The Darkness somehow. Which doesn't help matters.

I'll bring brown paper bags and lube.

I'll be there.

A desk cluttered with dictionaries, post-it notes, CDs and a cuddly toy bee. And a big tree straight out the window.

Kids missing their dead dads is fucking disgusting tbh.

Aye, if I read back something I've just posted and realise there's a typo or some other error that I want to change, I've taken to copying, deleting and reposting my original post rather than using the edit function. It just makes it look like you've backtracked on something controversial or stupid, even in a perfectly mundane context.

Life, oh life, oh life, doo doo doo doo

Well I know some Millwall fans who'd probably be interested...

So incredibly not into anything like that, but plenty are... I'm with you (collectively) though, the major internal injury thing is just a risk too far. Millwall's probably the nearest club to me, mind... train line into town passes right by the New Den.

Unless they're deep-fried. Hey, you could build that into your routine! I doubt anyone's observed the Scottish penchant for deep-frying stuff before...

White Zinfandel, one of them little boxes with a tap on it. That doesn't mean it's a One-Person Portion Pak, y'know...

1) Why do you keep saying that ALL our buys are panic buys? Was Owen a panic buy?? 2) Doug Ellis wouldn't have spent 15 million on two attacking players in the first place, never mind not having any money left over to shore up the defence (other than signing Bernard in a panic, but WAS OWEN A PANIC BUY???) Job done, Leazes, you can save your breath.

Who's Sam like? His Ethiopian spirit guide? Nah, mine. I've got a thing for fellas called Sam.

No for me too...

It was Moss Side back in the days when we sent our players down t' pit eight days a week and hacked off every other supporter's legs with a rusty chainsaw, you johnny-come-lately know-nowt.

True, a league where clubs consistently dominate the top of the table to the exclusion of all others must be higher in quality.

That's because you're shit at them though, isn't it? No, you fat cock! Your a numbers man. You still can't figure out what an autonymn is ffs! You must be the words man then, mongoloid? That was a test, you pedantic twat! As was "autonymn", I assume...

Well if that's the quality of your routine...

Forfar Four, Kevin Carr Five. Nice work sir.

The humour is in the bandwagon nature of it all, though, or rather the parody thereof. It's not like people don't realise what they're doing.

Well we want all the gossip. Or rather Sam does.

http://durrrrr.blogspot.com/ ?

Btw, how's your weight doing these days? He used to always have a note from mummy to get out of PE games. Although now I reckon the temptation of being around semi-naked males in the changers would have been too much for him. Forged most of them, and you're not far wrong actually. Still something of a podgy bastard, but I've just signed up at the gym they've opened up at the local college, so soon my gut will ROCK. I thought being slim was a mandatory requirement for gay people? There's a whole subculture of chubbies, bears and chasers that'd say otherwise...

Btw, how's your weight doing these days? He used to always have a note from mummy to get out of PE games. Although now I reckon the temptation of being around semi-naked males in the changers would have been too much for him. Forged most of them, and you're not far wrong actually. Still something of a podgy bastard, but I've just signed up at the gym they've opened up at the local college, so soon my gut will ROCK.