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Green: "I think Emre is hurt by embarrassment, actually." Nevin: "Or it could be a twisted ankle." Comedy gold.

Ball to be humped up by Harper to the towering Roeder tbh

Aye, regardless of a Proper Happening on the 16th/elsewhen/not at all, let's be sure to grab a beverage or two on the 23rd.

You might want to see a doctor about that

First hour of J&SBSB is pretty cack, but it gets going.

Hat-trick for Pav!

Wearing a white top to a curry house? Does the man know nowt? Wearing a pink shirt ANYWHERE? Does Graeme Parker know nowt? That's a decidedly come-hither look to camera, too.

Wearing a white top to a curry house? Does the man know nowt?

A list of shame. We should make some mandatory badges too - like a star of David or something, just so we don't forget. Brown triangle tbh.

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Is it for checking that the Pope's a bloke?

Manager within 6 months. BANIK FACTOVA

"SHOLA" in white on b/w stripes would just come up as a big fat "O", so I'm sure Matt would be delighted...

Well if you will insist on living halfway up an alp... Gute Besserung

Someone Balkan would be canny.

I went to that with my best mate's mum. Sat near the back and to one side, so plagued by the shiteness of the Arena's acoustics, but it was a grand night all the same.

Little Jeff

"Sound Of White Noise" was the last great old-style (by which I mean "stuff what I grew up on") metal album. Still love annoying the neighbours with it even now.

Spice Girls with guitars tbh.

Sigur Rós open-air in Hamburg last summer. Properly jaw-dropping, though I've always been a sucker for a well-rehearsed light show

Perfect opportunity for a spot of unplanned willie-watching, Shirley? You might be surprised at how un-erotic a flaccid, mid-stream cock is. Love it up you though! Mid stream? Okay, yous can all pack it in now.

Perfect opportunity for a spot of unplanned willie-watching, Shirley? You might be surprised at how un-erotic a flaccid, mid-stream cock is.

Always, except after I've had a slash in a bar/club and the toilets are rammed and I don't fancy standing in everyone's way for two minutes with my hands under a dryer with the power of a geriatric's dying breath.