Meenzer

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Almost went to see that at the cinema when it was out, out of sheer desperation more than anything else. It sounds GREAT.

The way it doesn't let you double-post but tacks your second post onto the end instead? Yeah, I just got that while trying to misspell "the" in another thread. Very confusing. You're psychic! You're a fathom Nah, you just happened to "add" to your post either side of me hitting the reply button above. I was slightly disoriented for a while, but I assumed that was just Monday morning.

The way it doesn't let you double-post but tacks your second post onto the end instead? Yeah, I just got that while trying to misspell "the" in another thread. Very confusing.

Well I've had some invitations in my time...

Shit.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

It is. Isn't that basic general knowledge? ....maybe not then.

Or "The Schuminator".

He's got 6 feet?

Because he's riddled with injuries? Not straight after the WC he wasn't. He would have been mental to retire at 24 at that stage of his career. He's had an awful time of it though. He should just take a year out of the game to recover and try and make a comeback. If he breaks down again he should probably be thinking about calling it a day. What's the money like in rugby? Is he likely to be set for life? There's always porn. the Gays lurve him. Shit, you mean I can't even do a comedy misspelling of "the"?

Or "Schumatron".

omgsokewl posting style > sentence structure tbh

I only read this thread hoping that someone would have called him "Schumi", so I could take the piss. I'm disappointed that it was you, Meenzer. I was only doing it to vary my language - proofreader's brain, y'see. Well, it was either that or "Mikey-babes"...

Docklands Light Railway. You can sit at the front and pretend you're the driver. Neeeeeeyoowwwww!

Caught Enigma on BBC1 earlier tonight. 'Twas adequate. Better half forced me to sit through Star Trek II (Wrath of Khan or something like that) earlier tonight. A convert I'm not.

....happy birthday mate

If Schumacher's a cheat then so was Senna. Maybe Schumi could die before the end of the season to help his reputation.

Admit it, you're just after cheap scran at Marco Polo's. Have a good 'un yourself

The Flashbulb - Red Extensions Of Me Electro-tastic. Loving it.

I reckon I'm done for the day, though I've probably jinxed myself now. Going to lie low and hope nobody notices me. I managed to draw £30 the other day after a few bevvies and walk away without actually taking the cash. Remarkably for Sarf Lahndan, it looks like nobody grabbed the money (or they all assumed it was some kind of Candid Camera setup), as my bank statement now has a mysterious £30 refund on it. Think I'll be a spot more careful in future though.

Fortunately there were a couple of smelly kids and retards in my P.E. class too, so it spread the abuse around a bit.

We spent an entire lesson early on in middle school making up mnemonics for the colours of the rainbow. Seriously lazy teaching now that I think about it. Anyway, Mrs. Bell didn't seem to appreciate my suggestion of "Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet", which I made on the grounds that I knew them off by heart already and having to learn a mnemonic would only confuse the issue. I was a right little shit sometimes. Do forward rolls in P.E. count as an academic achilles heel? I was fine with anything going backwards (f'nar etc., probably) but I remember I had a right mental block with the idea of willingly overbalancing towards the ground that was quite obviously in front of my face. No idea why.

This is already a good sign