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Sorry, did you say you were bullied at school?

He's got Taylor27 to tend to his wounds.

Is that really neccessary? I may be exaggerating somewhat.

Mmmm... pie

Tried to keep my head down as much as possible, and to be fair, there were usually plenty of far more deserving targets around. I can't even begin to imagine how any of the softer kids ever made it in adult life... Was never really on the doling out end either, though we did make this one lad's life a bit of a misery for a while by ostracising him for having a boil-like growth on the side of his neck. Which I suppose was a bit random and unfair. It was minging though.

http://www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?id=1292 Higher than the rest of the UK but not by that much and nowhere near the figure you quote. If.................. you believe....................................... everything you're told...............................................................

I'm sure they could get a bunch of Poles and Lithuanians in to paint all those walls for half the price

I've got a 4.45 deadline so I should be able to work like a bastard and get everything done by kick-off. Except part of it is proofreading a piece translated by the boss, who is maliciously rubbish, but if I rip apart what he's done then I can probably kiss my Christmas bonus goodbye. Bah.

Comes around with alarming regularity these days

I await my ban accordingly.

We rock.

Sorry. Skol should know, other than that I expect I probably need a good lie-down.

I also hate people who can't quote comedy properly. Why on earth would it be "Peter O'Hanrahanrahan"? Anyone exposed to BBC News as a kid could have come up with that one. It's not surreal, it's just a bit silly, like the name of the man himself. "Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan" - now that's absurd comedy. People are cunts.

Tsk, everyone knows it's LGBT not GLBT. Bloody Americans.

i just saw this site called bonsai kittens and it is curel to animals and i am going to report it to the police and have it shut down

Is it a straight one?

I'm scared by the concept of a Scouser who says "fwah fwah"

Travel is boring. German train toilets are generally OK. They even do the whole recycling separation thing there, though. I'm surprised they haven't got a separate bin for cum rags.

Eskimo Joe - Black Fingernails, Red Wine I only watch Australian Idol to get download tips.

Howay man, I got a C in A-level Physics and even I know that fanny shots on a public forum are a bit dodgy.

That's unnervingly cute.

He should consider a career in comedy.

Does one preclude the other? Newbiggen Sign of a good night out!

Does one preclude the other?