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I want to say "Two cats on the shirt, jewles remain still cleaming", but that wasn't him, was it? So should have been though. Liquid gold.

Off a lass?

What were you and young SMO up to at the time? Erm... donating fluids? P.S. Duly signed up, been meaning to do it for years. Ta for the prod Cath.

Nor has it ever stopped him before.

Better than Scotland. Or Greece or Egypt or Tunisia or Poland recently What is better? The fact that they qualify. Are there teams from CONCAF that don't qualify who have more than 11 registered footballers. You would like to compare Honduras with Liberia? Or the Congo with Jamaica? Two competent CONCACAF teams who've qualified for a World Cup with two competent African teams who haven't? Sure

THOSE IN GLASS HOUSES..., SIMON CHAMPION. No, it's Jody Jamieson.

I haven't heard the word "stiffy" since I was 12 or something. Class.

Well it'd make you think twice about being proud to say "at least he died doing what he loved best".

We get 20 weeks' holiday a year, too. Hah!

Anyone want my copy? I rarely get rid of books but, for all I more or less enjoyed it, I can't see myself ever reading it again.

I may stop now.

Get HEATHER MILLS-McCARTNEY'S SPARE LEG > I don't know what a HEATHER MILLS-McCARTNEY'S SPARE LEG is.

Funnier the first time tbh. *batters you with HEATHER MILLS-McCARTNEY'S SPARE LEG*

God, isn't he? Next he'll be saying Hunt came into the intensive care unit and tried to batter Cech with HEATHER MILLS-McCARTNEY's SPARE LEG

RASSISTIC!

The ex-Beatle... in the conservatory... with HIS WIFE'S SPARE LEG

I was going to say, how did the American accent evolve and mutate so dramatically anyway? They've only existed for 60 years or something

Bjelleklang - Strømling

I reckon so too. Mind, it's taken me several years to find a piano sound I'm actually satisfied with.

Neither is a good wank, and I see there at least 3 wankers on here

Hey, don't knock it, we built an entire glorious empire on oppressing underclasses!

Which can only beg the question... who's been near your ears and what have they been up to?

That depends on the mooner. Not a big fan of Joey Barton though? Naah, scally chic really isn't where it's at this season.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/stor...5006002,00.html Now that's what I call a new music discovery.

Cracking find re the Icicle Youtube stuff btw. The gangly bassist is a legend.