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Same. On both lines.

Mainz just lost 6-1 at home to Werder Bremen to fall into the relegation places. It's going to be a long season...

As someone on (I believe) Fantasy Football League put it, "Why is Beardsley getting a piggyback off Iain Dowie?"

Lordy, that's just unreasonable.

Mark? And since when has his opinion ever counted for anything?

Fuck's sake.

Who's saying it's his fault?

Good thing you can't find pictures of breasts anywhere else on the Internet really.

Same thing. Just like Macedonia voting for Estonia in Eurovision is "neighbourly voting".

I think you've still got an hour or two to buy? I certainly hope so...

Everything that man does seems to be accompanied by the Laurel and Hardy theme.

Dresden Dolls - Good Day

"In Sight" by Kind Of Blue, a German band with a neat line in female-led poppy guitar sounds who mysteriously imploded when success seemed around the corner. Bah.

Aye, you can't exactly see a bunch of Scouse blokes queueing up to claim they were sharing a room...

Insulted his mother tbh.

Might as well grab a ticket later, as you say. Stupidity tax and all that, but at least it's going into the pockets of nice foreign countries too.

Good work though.

I'm hoping he'll mime along, half-naked, to be honest. Don't hold your breath, I've sent him an entire CD and still nothing. The boy's a tease.

When I saw the mp3 name I was worried it might be a love song for Brock.

Same here actually. The idea of walking over and above dead people is weird when you think about it. I realise there are fossils and what-have-you everywhere, but they're not signposted.

Actually I quite liked it. I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was really particularly effective. Interesting rhythmic devices too, which seemed to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the humanity of the poet's compassionate soul, which contrives through the medium of the verse structure to sublimate this, transcend that, and come to terms with the fundamental dichotomies of the other, and one is left with a profound and vivid insight into... whatever it is that Patrokles is on about. (it's canny)

And there was me expecting you to be the voice of disapproval when I saw you'd posted in this thread. He used the word pussy rather than c*nt If he'd used c*nt he would have to have posted a very different picture.

I was going to say, okra, yeah. They're great. Nowt wrong with a good old sag aloo either. Preferably on puri as a starter if there's going to be meat-based carnage for the main course.