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I don't, I celebrate Festivus instead. I studied in Birmingham, so Winterval is now my celebration of choice.

Though on a similar note, I suppose if fabrication and lying to your kids are what you're looking to avoid then there's an argument against celebrating Christmas at all...

Unless you don't have enough money for decent presents and get yourself into stupid amounts of debt because you don't want your kids thinking that the jolly old fella with the beard is a reet miserly cunt.

I hear he was once a bloke before he became a professional gay.

Absolutely, people should be free to make their own lifestyle choices in this day and age! Even if they are deviant ones.

The exact same thread has gone down a storm on N-O. Apparently Bush is the new Hitler and the world will end soon so there's no point finding a job. Not even as a full-time Hitzfeld-bumming webmaster?

And threads like this are really helping

You're being sarcastic right. I never listen to his show so I wouldn't know if he bleats on about it all the time there, I just mean he's not all over the gay mags as some kind of Spokesman For A Generation or what-have-you.

Toonraider, I hope you don't mind me saying, but you a bit depressed at the moment. Every other post is about some tragedy. Are you feeling OK? Howay, the salad thing wasn't that bad...

Yeah, he keeps fairly quiet about it though, which makes a pleasant change.

That and Radio 1 needed to meet its BBC-prescribed Poof Ratio.

That's his best Elton John impression you're taking the piss out of there.

Aww, congratulations

A collective at all of the above.

30 years ago we'd have been named as two of them

Shoulda gone to ghetto! Popstarz was the ultimate destination. Killers album launch, though, so couldn't really be arsed with it.

Tell me it's not true!

Belated happy things!

I'm disappointed in you I knoooow. Mother's measure of G&T before bed I think.

I was out with a bunch of stoodent gays, so hardly a Cockernee voice among them.

Hello. I'm not nearly as drunk as I should be after a night out in that London.

Off to some LGBT thing at the fella's uni. Camp music all round, with a few guitars if we're lucky.

Vox pops from drummers in semi-obscure 80s bands, childrens' TV presenters and Independent columnists saying things like "Do you remember C of E churches? Weren't they great?"

Representin'