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Where he has a chance of winning things. It would be a waste of valuable time imo, I'd rather we concentrated on more realistic targets. I reckon we should scout him and keep doing so right up until the week of the transfer deadline in the summer even if he's already made it clear he won't join us. Then buy Matt Taylor for £37m. Or Upson. "Plans"

Where he has a chance of winning things. It would be a waste of valuable time imo, I'd rather we concentrated on more realistic targets. I reckon we should scout him and keep doing so right up until the week of the transfer deadline in the summer even if he's already made it clear he won't join us. Then buy Matt Taylor for £37m.

Except I'm going to be in Serbia at the time. Shi'ite. 10 minute drive from my office, I certainly will be there Think I'm going to try and get myself to the Frankfurt game instead. That's about 10 minutes by train from my company's German office, so it'd be foolish not to.

Hippy Brothday!

The part where he explains perfectly clearly that he's going to follow someone else's lead and post some non-football pictures?

Except I'm going to be in Serbia at the time. Shi'ite.

Close enough to my sarf Lahndan hovel to justify applying for a ticket. Grand.

Away to Watford.

Why has our two-headed number 4 got his shirt on backwards?

Take the back four off and stick a few more wingers on!

Four wingers! Ace.

Seem's like they want it abandoned on there for some reason?talk about putting a dampner on things,what happened to a good old rain soaked cup tie?you would've thought old bob would want that... "It's fair to say we've got wet bums" isn't a line you hear often.

Radio advert for a Michael Ball concert at the City Hall with his Eurovision song playing in the background. That's the highlight of the evening so far, frankly.

Oh, it is the commentary, despite the claims of Pat Sharpness. Cheers They keep getting drowned out by the sound of the wind.

I've resorted to Sky Sports News and Tony Cottee's constant references to how we' i' is in Noocarsul.

Pat Sharp's show, apparently. Class.

Conditions: Moist.

The webcast of Radio Newcastle appears to be their ethnic music show.

Harsh

She wants Gemmill out I said she wants Gemmill out

It strikes me that I've got a Guardian mug and a greatest hits album visible on my desk. Could be a hanging offence in certain quarters of this forum.

DEADLY MAN FLU is no laughing matter. It has to be, I wouldn't have a clue what I was doing work-wise otherwise. You should see the rest of the flat though...

This is my salubrious home office...

I've heard he has daft facial hair

"Fiver a pop, there's plenty more in the carriage!"